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No Carrier

Why am I suddenly on this Professor Frink kick? “With the talking and the glasses and the whole redorkulation gla-HAVEN!” Gretchen just burned the nuts for dinner tonight. She's always doing that. Okay, now I'm venturing downstairs to try the charred pecans. It's z09 j90m awe[09823 nmsadoif0 a9wo82 m-[009au se089n aw90u a00923 n;ls a0998= – we9 pk0rjt54nn;sd 09eu034noi j849eu oie4 oi3409k; 90cv86z785m 67h ,58n9 87b 69f45k09oyt cRAP I JUST DROPPED THE LAPTOP OFF THE LEDGE.

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11 Comments

*lost*

Were the pecans good, at least? And did you save all the pieces?

Aw, don't worry Chris, hows the laptop?

Holy crap Chris, did you really drop your laptop? Is it ok? By the way, nice feet.

do you have webcam footage?

Gotta love that professor Frink. He'll make you laugh. He'll make you think…

Oh no, the pecans were awful. Such a waste of good pecans, too! But I had an excuse–I was IM'ing my mom and forgot about the nuts in the oven. :)

I was trying to think of a way to end the post. No laptops were harmed in the updating of this blog.

thou shalt never burn thy nuts…

CONNECT 2400 ;) (remember those days?)

I hate it when I forget my nuts are in the oven. :)
(Sorry, had to.)

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