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After years of suffering from the dust that slips behind my monitor's bezel, I finally discovered a way to clean the other side of my screen. WARNING: this internal scrubber is not work safe. If you'd like to give the thing a whirl, I will not be held responsible for any subsequent damage. Janet Jackson has already pre-apologized for having nothing to do with it.
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10 Comments
Anonymous
February 11th, 2004
at 2:33pm
Cooool………You are a sick sick sick man Chris.
Don't ever change.
(I think I know one of the girls)
Anonymous
February 11th, 2004
at 3:02pm
“not work safe” and here I thought that this meant it could break my monitor here at work.
Lucky no one could see my screen but I bet my face is still red
Anonymous
February 11th, 2004
at 3:03pm
Doh! By now I should know better than to click on strange links on your website while at work. :-) Fortunately no one was in my cubicle at the time. Nice one C.
Anonymous
February 11th, 2004
at 3:06pm
You got to be kidding, Chris. That cleaner leaves streaks like razy…
Anonymous
February 11th, 2004
at 3:43pm
I didnt heed your warning. Ill see you when I get back from my write up session…
Anonymous
February 11th, 2004
at 8:01pm
You should consider yourself served to to my injury after viewing the link you described in your post.
The internal scurbber, as you described it, was no such scrubber indeed. My gasp for air after viewing the lovely pair caused a reaction that damaged my trousers and injured my inner being.
I demand an apology to myself , the world and everyone else. ;)
Anonymous
February 11th, 2004
at 10:15pm
Crimson Skies for XBOX is a must.
Anonymous
February 12th, 2004
at 1:36am
Sssqueeeky clean! :-D
Anonymous
February 12th, 2004
at 1:28pm
Nothing has been revealed yet for Gnomedex!!! I have been looking almost hourly it seems.
Anonymous
February 16th, 2004
at 9:56pm
I've got a saying on this one… “Cem sial je”… lol!!