Five reasons I like MySpace:

1. Everybody has a beautiful MySpace page
2. It’s a haven for Internet marketers
3. Tons of people over 99 years old – my demographic
4. Easy discovery of loud music upon page load – no clicks required
5. Advertisements are unobtrusive and targeted

Five reasons I hate FaceBook:

1. Every page looks the same, is consistent, and is easily navigated
2. Third-party integration increases functionality and adoption factor
3. Personal email discussions are threaded – too organized
4. Account is tied to my cell phone number – near impossible to game
5. You don’t feel like you’re in the middle of a “friend competition”

Jeez, I really HATE FaceBook.