[From our Wedding Ceremony]

Ponzi, some couples will never know love the way we have known it. Our connection was instant, and that undercurrent of comfort has carried us to celebrate our love with friends and family on this very night.

While we certainly have had our fair share of disagreements, I simply cannot imagine being without you. The loss would be unbearable. You have enriched my life in every possible way.

I promise to keep our family’s well-being a top priority. You understand my dedication to (and passion for) technology, and have embraced it as a part of me – instead of trying to change me into someone I’m not. Even though, yes, I’m wearing black socks tonight instead of white ones.

I promise to give you the same level of respect as you do me. You have never embarrassed me in public, and I’d like to believe that my own social skills will continue to improve with your guidance.

You are the kindest, gentlest person I have ever known – and although I know you wouldn’t hurt a fly, I also realize that you’d want me to swat it for you. I promise to do that, so long as you get half the spiders that cross our respective paths.

On our first date, at the deli, I had a flash vision of you standing there in a wedding veil. Although I’m typing these vows on my computer, with you typing yours on your own computer next to me on the couch (with our dogs, Wicket and Pixie, napping quietly beside us), I believe that this vision has finally come to fruition.

You are my vision. You are my sight. You are my soul mate. As such, I also promise to come and love you up a minute on a regular basis – your honey bunny baby bear.