My Snakelines
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When the cop drops in from above: “This movie is already hanging by a thread!”
When Kim is about to bash the cop’s skull: “Not the face, not the face!”
After Kim bashes the cop’s skull: “Oh, that’s going to leave a mark!”
When Sean see’s Kim’s henchmen through the peephole: “I didn’t order any Chinese!”
When Neville Flynn throws the can of Red Bull on the table: “Dude, you should’ve recycled!”
When the smarmy co-pilot starts walking up the stairs: “Well, there’s went the first snake!”
The first time time Mercedes says her dog’s name: “No, that’s Ashley!”
When the young couple make their way to the bathroom: “Give her your snake!”
When the female passenger goes to throw up in the barf bag and the snake bites her tongue: “Now you have Cottonmouth!”
When the snake jumps out of the toilet: “If you shake it more than twice, you’re playing with it!”
When the snake crawls out of the woman’s blouse and bites her in the eye: “Snake eyes!”
When Claire watches the can roll across the floor: “We’ve got CANS!”
When Neville and Sean are in the first class galley alone, Sean asks why he can’t go downstairs: “Because you’re a bad actor!”
Just before the asshole throws the Mary Kate at the burmese python: “Throw the dog! Throw the dog!”
When the young mother extracts venom from the little boy’s arm: “Suck, suck, suck!”
When Neville Flynn asks Julianna Margulies if there’s anything about her he doesn’t know: “Yeah, she’s a man!”
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bLaugh
August 24th, 2006
at 1:41am
[IMG Snakes on a Comic] Reasons to go see Snakes on a Plane while it’s still in theaters: The dialogue is better than “Revenge of the Sith’s” Popcorn tastes better with cheese Jake Gyllenhaal isn’t in the movie Transexuals from Transylvania told you to do it
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August 25th, 2006
at 12:23pm
[IMG Snakes on a Comic] Reasons to go see Snakes on a Plane while it’s still in theaters: The dialogue is better than “Revenge of the Sith’s� Popcorn tastes better with cheese Jake Gyllenhaal isn’t in the movie Transexuals from Transylvania told you to do it
Scott
August 19th, 2006
at 7:58pm
Dar… these HURT, Chris. Your snakelines are poisonous. And not in a good way!
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August 20th, 2006
at 3:25pm
[...] If you’re like us, you’ve already seen Snakes on a Plane this weekend – twice, in some cases. We’re even donating lines to the audience participation script! When you decide to go, we recommend seeing “Snakes on a Plane” with a large, rowdy group. [...]
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August 21st, 2006
at 12:15pm
[...] Unfortunately there wasn’t nearly enough attending to have good audience participation. Chris Pirillo has some recommended Snakelines to shout out, Rocky Horror-style. His lines are a good try, but the movie doesn’t quite offer enough to reach cult-classic. Not enough transvestites from Transsexual, Transylvania, possibly [...]
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August 22nd, 2006
at 2:28pm
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August 28th, 2006
at 12:24am
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