(Lisa, Hot Springs, Arkansas) “PLEASE DO NOT GET A MULLET! No matter what the poll says! Keep your hair the way it is! Your hair is what makes you you! Ok, thanks bye!” [You have restored my faith in humanity.]

(Bobby, Queens, New York) “I love your show and love when you fill in as a host on The Screen Savers. I have a question that has been bothering me for a while. I wanted to know if there was any way i could change my video card on my laptop.” [This, to my knowledge, is impossible for most laptops. I'm just as frustrated with the limitation.]

(Carol) “I am looking into getting into WebMastering and I was wondering if you could tell me where I can find the most up to date information on this subject.” [Oh, if only someone would make a Webmaster newsletter worth receiving.]

(Jo Ann, Ville Platte, Louisiana) “I watch your program every day. I also subscribe to your newsletters. When I receive the newsletters, sometimes I click the link to the specific shownotes for that day. When I download the page, there is usually a rather large advertisement that blocks a good bit of the page. How do I either move the ad or eliminate it so I can read all that page?” [For window pop-ups, use AnalgoX's Pow. For Flash animations, use Flashswitch.]

(Chris, Asheville, North Caronlina) “Way before TechTV, weren't you an expert in the Irish seaweed industry? I seem to recall that you hosted a how-to television show about harvesting
seaweed called 'Haul for Kelp,' and you were the director of a seaweed museum call the 'Hall for Kelp.'” [That was actually my evil twin, Edwardo.]