MT Comments Experiment

Wow, this is freeing in a way. I can say anything! I – um, I have nothing to say. Damn.

I sleep in a drawer!

This is NOT Chris Pirillo. Really.

Badges? We don't need no stink'n badges.

I can implement void pointers in Pascal.

I am the great Chrisholio!!!

I just sold all my stuff and I'm moving to a cabin in Montana.

I am the President from Iron Aces II: Dependence Day.

Wow, these are quick replies! this is going to be *very* interesting.

I love being a geek just for these reasons. Why do we geeks do these things? I feel real good now.

Okay, here is the scoop. TechTV fired my ass, and Gretchen ran off with Sprocket.

I wash myself with a rag on a stick.

If you strike me down, I will become more powerful than you can ever imagine.

Can someone take a run out to Iowa for me?

The surprise I've been keeping from you all these months can finally be revealed: I'm singing a duet with Barbra Streisand, for her latest CD, and I'm going on the road with her later this year for her new “final” tour!

I might be back on Tech TV full time.

Malkovich, malkovich malkovich. Uh, I mean, Pirillo pirillo pirillo pirillo, pirillo. Pirillo pirillo pirillo (pirillo pirillo) pirillo pirillo pirillo, *pirillio* pirillo pirillo pirillo, PIRILLO?
Pirillo.

Buy my book! Join my Brain Trust! You can make $$$$ of the internet !!1!!!11oneone1!!!

I'm going to hunt all you imposters down and post your photos in my moblog. HAHAHA!

One of these is not like the other. One of these things just isn't the same. One of these things doesn't belong here. Can you guess which one?

I am Chris Pirillo and I love my fans. Like you and m……you.

Because my body is proportional to my talent, Gretchen will be able to re-marry wearing white since she's technically still a virgin.

There can only be one

I hate Roger from TechTV

Try New Technology: Chris Pirillo, founder of Lockergnome.com , a Des Moines, Iowa, electronic newsletter publisher, has given up on e-mail marketing altogether.
http://www.inc.com/magazine/20030801/marketing.html
OH NO!

I have man boobies

Lockergnome.net now has an OPML file (updated daily). Your blog will automatically be added to the list when you become an active member. We're working with news aggregator creators to form active partnerships. Contact us if you have any interest. On a side note, I was just quoted in a MediaPost article on advertising in syndicated feeds.

I'm Chris Pirillo, yes I'm the real Chris
All you other Chris Pirillos are just imitating
So won't the real Chris Pirillo please stand up,
please stand up, please stand up?

Hey everyone, here is my girlfriend's new website. Right now it's free, but next week we start charging $100 per “impression” http://www.readmyboobs.com/

Am I the 27th poster?

OK, I think we have enough of a sampling to continue with my experiment. Thanks to all of you, you were all great. To see the results of all this mysterious crap, check out here: http://chris.pirillo.com/archives/2004_04.html#010046

This is so funny! Squinty Pictures and readmyboobs.com are the best- that is all.

I'm thinking this wasn't such a good idea. Nah … UPDATE: oh, wait …well, yeah.

Can you believe that I really have the time to sit around and think this stuff up? And what about you? Go out and get a real job instead of sitting there and pretending that you're me…OMG, get a life people!

Click my name to visit my blog.

Heydiddly Highdiddly Blogerillos. I was confused about the whole “it's MY body” thing that all those “wymyns” back in D.C. were screaming about. I mean it seems like there are TWO bodies involved, but anyway I asked my girlfriend to explain it to me when she got back.////// She explained that the combination of a Secret Silent Incantation and the simultaneous spanking applied by the doctor, is what creates life and a new body.////// She said that the same could be accomplished with a removed tumor, but is virtually never done due to the horrific consequences. Jeffrey Dammer, Charles Manson, John Stevens, Hitler, bin Laden, are all examples of spanked tumors.////// Wow. It's cool having a smart girlfriend. Ok, my Peeps, Pirillo out.

I see that the whole experiment is going along smoothly. Keep it up.

The quick brown fox jumped over the fence to his death just like Wile E. Coyote.

I am the real Chris Pirillo or as my friends call me Jimmy Neutron.

I try and I try and I try, and yet, still people don't believe me.

It's a tough world out there, and it just keeps getting tougher. I'd go on-and-on (and usually do), but I think today's sentiment is best expressed in my own pseudo-iambic pentameter:
I'm god-like and have not an equal; / With things tech, I'm known as the best. / I've found crazy ways to make money: / Have you ever seen RentMyChest? / But now competition's encroaching. / And while copycats make me sick, / I've no other choice but to fight them, / So today I announce RentMyD***. / Now I know what everyone's thinking: / 'Chris has finally gone off of his nut!' / But he who laugh's last last the hardest: / My next domain's called 'RentMyButt'! / If the thought of me naked excites you, / Or perhaps will help you sell your stuff, / Let's get together at Gnomedex, / To shoot ads featuring me in the buff.

I don't think we're in Iowa anymore, Toto….

Geek Shady

I wonder what my brother ben would say about this experiment?

Leo Laporte is my daddy.

Hmmm… maybe I'll shave after this too…

I love myself. I am God's gift to women. I am so talented. I am gorgeous. I am smarter than all of you. I am modest!

Hi.

I invented RSS. Heck, I invented blogging. And the internet; did you know I invented that? Bet you didn't! I also invented computers. And the transistor. And radar, manned flight, the automobile, the cotton gin. And the printing press; that Guttenberg dude was just a wannabe. I invented everything cool, everything good, everthing. Even sex. Yeah, true. I invented sex. And my nickname isn't Lockergnome, it's “Lick Her Gnome”; see, my girlfriend used to have a little green lawn gnome, and she wouldn't let me…well, let's just say I spent a lot of time on my knees in her front yard, my tongue hanging out. But I invented the microwave! And TV! And the anatomically-correct GI Joe! And I'm *way* smarter than you, and you're just so freaking jealous…

Wow, never in my wildest, wettest, bong-smoking dreams would I have imagined this many comments. Keep it up, guys.

You realize, of course, that all these comments now belong to me, right?

I do now…

Here's an interesting tidbid: I need to love political mofo bloggers of Gnomdex or I'll GTFO while I piss off freezer pop popoff poppers.
UPDATE: Live on my QE4TSG I brought pants to no undy Fridays! Or was it Tuesdays?! More coffee!

weeeeeeeeeee

If you attend Gnomedex, I will reveal the true meaning of life to you…

My blog, now with 100% more frivolity!

I'm not Chris Pirillo!

42.

I <3 Kat

I once received oral sex from a man. I didn't know he was a man at the time. It was actually pretty good.

Visit my Brain Trust! You'll be smarter and better for it!

Go to Gnomedex. http://www.gnomedex.com
-C

TechTV screwed me – twice. Leo is an over-rated windbag that cares less about his fans and they love it.
Now was it live or memorex?

I miss Iowa.

Tomorrow I will not wear pants, nor will I wear pants on Thursday and officially on Friday, I declare the return of the No Pants Friday… I will, however, be sporting tighty whites until I find where I left all my boxers!

My armpits smell like cheese.

MT

I am Chris.

I have a small penis.

I am the real Chris Pirillo. I have proof! I own a complete set of Garbage Pail Kids' cards!

I love Weird Al Yankovic!

textamerica is the shiznit!

Pull my tightey whiteys! Cmon! I triple dog dare ya!

Baby, I love you!

Orange you glad?

So, I was just thinking about the good old days and my time in Central Iowa. Growing up was great – you could always walk down the road and be able to find your way back because you had never left your yard. I remember in school I had Mrs. Susan Verhulst. She was hot then. She was my computer teacher and it ended up me teaching her everything. I wonder if she brags about me to her current students. Welp. I want to thank everyone for posting as me. It was fun while it lasted!

I be proud!

Yawn, Well I am going to bed now but if you like, please continue with the postings. I shall read them all in the morning!

Love me, Love my RSS

I'm going to be on NBC tonight!

I mean, Led Zeppelin didn't write tunes that everybody liked. They left that to the Bee Gees.

Dont believe Chris Pirillo. If he's smart and thought it out, its only a quarter to nine here in the west coast!

The Man i had oral sex from was leo laporte……take his off his tupee and its really not that bad.

Did you know that you can rearrange the letters in my name to spell 'Rich lips roil'? Or 'Chill, iris pro'? Or 'Ill Irish crop'? Or, better yet, 'Hi, sir! I roll PC!'? See? Even my name is better than yours; I truly am master! Well, I'm off to bed now, with a bottle of Mazola, a pair of tight latex gloves, and my 6-megapixel camera. Photoblog details manana!

I'm a useless geek wannabe that doesn't know a computer from a turd on the ground. I used to have a respectable site, but now I just bitch all the time and whine and let all the good content writers disappear. I'd write more, but I have to go charge people to buy computer tips they can't get somewhere else for free and write another intro on RSS because I haven't did that in a few hours.

This is just my evil way of getting more hits and link popularity on the search engines.

This is not meant to be funny. I have been purchasing all my stylish clothes at a certain on-line retailer. I thought it was about time I share this site with you.
http://www.specialfitonline.com/

I am Chris Pirillo. My name rhymes with Messy Pillow.
Sometimes I wake up with a messy pillow, sometimes I wake up with Chris Pirillo.

In case you haven't already noticed, this is my way of finding out how well friends and general blog readers can grok my thinking.

OK, guys. The contest hereby comes to a close. Time's up. Now let's see who gets it right. Go!

Goodnyte, sleep tyte, don't let the bed bugs byte!

OK, guys. I was joking a bit ago, but this time I mean it: The contest hereby comes to a close. Time's up. Now let's see who gets it right. Go!

No it's not. Keep 'em coming. You have until the end of this Weird Al CD.

Wonder what happens when I push that button…

Ok guys, not a problem! You'll have your answer by Gnomedex!!

I just figured out, I am the 'ow' in the word now.
I one day plan to assimilate Leo Laporte into thegreat Pirillo Collective!
I'm glad someone had some nice things to say about me.

None of this is real

Will the real Chris Pirillo please stand up? The answer will be revealed in a new post, as well as a post telling you when to stop. Goodnyte, and have a pleasant tomorrow.

I looked in a mirror, and there were a thousand of me looking right back. Wow. Where's Peet when I need him?

Ha Ha! I get the 100th posting!

My life is pointless and I need fequila with a milk chaser

May the Force Be With You …

The more you learn, the more you know. The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know … so what's the point of learning ?

yeah?? (ru awake?)… i am now….. yeah sureothjadsfh (oh i forgot)… huh??? (im all excited)… oh good.. hmmphh?? uh huh…… oh cool….. yeah… yeah….. okay… love you too…. bye.

yeah?? (ru awake?)… i am now….. yeah sureothjadsfh (oh i forgot)… huh??? (im all excited)… oh good.. hmmphh?? uh huh…… oh cool….. yeah… yeah….. okay… love you too…. bye.

I feel all naughty and saucy rather like a rock star.
Don't forget your hat!

I live in a locker ever since I left TechTV. I keep tasty treats in my sideburns!!

I cant believe that you guys keep posting! Man, I get a few hours of sleep and this post gets 7 more comments! I love you guys! Now the person that gets to 250 will get a 1 year of Lockergnome.net account for free! Check with you Gnomies later.

Im sorry, can you repeat the question please? I was eating my nuts!

Did I ever tell you guys that you're the best? I love you guys! You're all definitely more fun than that geeky porn star.

Hi, this is Chris Pirillo. I am not in right now but if you leave your name and number I will get back to you. And to answer your question- Yes, I am the father of RSS!

Over the next few weeks I shall let you guys know about my new TV Show gig. Keep leaving comments and by the 300th post, I will reveal a nasty little secret!

I am _NOT_ Chris Pirillo. I am a loser who can't even spell “Chris”. I am a troll. I visit blogs just so I can insult its owner because I am a retard and a coward.

Damn! You could have fooled me…

The meaning of life, the universe, and everything is… is….Forty Two.

Nah nah nah nah nah nah hey hey hey gooooodbye

I have some great news! I just saved some money by switching to GEICO!

What's in your wallet?

Doh! Doh! Doh! Doh! Doh! Doh!Doh! Doh! Doh! Doh! Doh! Doh!Doh! Doh! Doh! Doh! Doh! Doh!Doh! Doh! Doh! Doh! Doh! Doh!Doh! Doh! Doh! Doh! Doh! Doh!Doh! Doh!

Hi, my name is Mr. Burns. I believe that you have a letter for me…

Okay, Mr. Burns what's your first name?

Thank you, all my loyal subjects. Now that you have all made me King, I shall dub thee computer whackers. There can be only one king hacker. Royal Subjects, leave your computer turned on so my new project can take advantage of my royal subjects' CPU Cycles while calculating the number of minutes before Nebu arrives. Blog-on underlings.

I don't know…….

I work for the FBI now. HAHAHAHAHA………….(evil laughter)

I am going to be on the show 24.

Can you hear me now?

*I* am Chris Pirillo! And so is my wife!

Will the real Chris Pirillo please Stand Up…….I thought it was you!

I miss Sprocket!!

I farted!

This must be all the east coast geeks who are busy wasting time at work while drinking their 2nd pot of coffee. I don't think the real chris would be up this early.

My new girlfriend is the shitznit!

While all of you idiots think this is some sort of fun game, I'm really just jacking up the comments on this post so that it increases my visibility in search engines. You see, if we keep repeating my name, my email, and my website address over and over, it makes my site rise to the top in the search engines.
Thanks, SUCKERS!

It worked, i am number one on google when you put in 'chris'

The real purpose of this is to show you that even though I put my thoughts on the public website and allow you to comment on them I only want comments that agree with me. If you don't agree with everything I say instead of posting comments just quit looking at my blog. Also I would like you to use more run on sentences because they seem to say alot more in a smaller space on the screen that you are typing on.
Thanks you for your support.

My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard and their life is better than yours.

I was walking across a bridge one day, and I saw a man standing on the edge, about to jump off. So I ran over and said “Stop! Don't do it!” “Why shouldn't I?” he said. “Well, there's so much to live for!” “Like what?” “Well… are you religious?” He said yes. I said, “Me too! Are you Christian or Buddhist?” “Christian.” “Me too! Are you Catholic or Protestant ? “Protestant.” “Me too! Are you Episcopalian or Baptist?” “Baptist” “Wow! Me too! Are you Baptist Church of God or Baptist Church of the Lord?” “Baptist Church of God!” “Me too! Are you original Baptist Church of God, or are you reformed Baptist Church of God?” “Reformed Baptist Church of God!” “Me too! Are you Reformed Baptist Church of God, reformation of 1879, or Reformed Baptist Church of God, reformation of 1915?” He said, “Reformed Baptist Church of God, reformation of 1915!” I said, “Die, heretic scum”, and pushed him off.

Would the real Chris Pirillo please stand up?!

Fourscore and seven years ago our fathers brought forth on this continent a new nation, conceived in liberty and dedicated to the proposition that all men are created equal.
Now we are engaged in a great civil war, testing whether that nation or any nation so conceived and so dedicated can long endure. We are met on a great battlefield of that war. We have come to dedicate a portion of it as a final resting place for those who died here that the nation might live. This we may, in all propriety do. But in a larger sense, we cannot dedicate, we cannot consecrate, we cannot hallow this ground. The brave men, living and dead who struggled here have hallowed it far above our poor power to add or detract. The world will little note nor long remember what we say here, but it can never forget what they did here.
It is rather for us the living, we here be dedicated to the great task remaining before us–that from these honored dead we take increased devotion to that cause for which they here gave the last full measure of devotion–that we here highly resolve that these dead shall not have died in vain, that this nation shall have a new birth of freedom, and that government of the people, by the people, for the people shall not perish from the earth.

Actually, Chris has been number one for a while.
Do you know what the number one search for Wil is ?
That's right.
Sorry I had to delete you Not Chris, but you were warned.

He entered her virgin forest with a chainsaw and came out with a picnic table.

You know what is funny? How I drag all you lemmings around. It is a big hoot. Trust me. I can say something and you all follow me like you have no brain. Now how many of you are liberal tree hugging hippies? OK. That's what I thought.

Why am I here again?

One night I dreamed I was walking along the beach with the Lord. As many scenes from my life flashed across the sky, I noticed footprints in the sand. Sometimes there were two sets of footprints; other times there were one set of footprints. This bothered me because I noticed that during the low periods of my life when I was suffering from anguish, sorrow, or defeat, I could see only one set of footprints. So I said to the Lord, “You promised me, Lord, that if I followed You, You would walk with me always. But I noticed that during the most trying periods of my life, there have only been one set of prints in the sand. Why have You not been there for me when I needed You most?” The Lord smiled at me and replied, “My child, the times when you have seen only one set of footprints is when I left your sorry ass alone. It's bad enough being seen with you on the beach when things are going well; how the hell will I ever get laid if I keep hanging out with no-life losers like you?”

Today I saw this mole on my lawn, so I hunted out the shovel from the shed, and then I applied its business-end to the moles cranium. He was dead, and then I inserted a firecracker into his rectum and lit it. He was blown up good. … there, does this sound like I'm Chris Pirillo or what?

No, that does not sound like the kind of thing Chris, uh…I would do.

My dog ate my entire computer, and my cat chew on some of my Free AOL CDs.

The time has arrived, I shall come forth with all of the information that I so effectively withheld for the past year. I was fired from TechTV out of sheer jealousy from the other on-air personalities. None of the other on-air personalities could come close to matching my tech knowledge, appeal, or physical charisma. They fashioned a petition with rock & chisel, and it received well over fifty signings. Gretchen isn't really gone, because she never truly existed. The female in all of her old pictures was a $5 hooker that I paid in cash to pretend to be my wife. I couldn't afford to continue with the cherade, and my wallet thanks me. I would still have sprocket, but in a Pete's Coffee-filled frenzy, I accidently ran him over. He is now buried in Bill Gates' backyard, and a thirty-foot statue was errected in his honor. Long live king sprocket! I miss you, buddy. P.S – where did you hide my GOOD pair of sneakers?
Yours Digitally,
Chris Pirillo.

My experiment's turning out just fine. Thanks everyone for commenting. But don't just stop there, keep the comments coming.

Some of you use your tongue prettier 'n a $20 whore.

No comment.

Where's my coffee?

For a good time call http://www.insidegretchenshead.com.
Oh, and don't forget to breathe.

My dick was there.

I was sitting here thinking about my biggest accomplishments with Lockergnome. I've got to say my best move ever was hiring William Hungerford as a writer for Lockergnome. His talent and charm really amaze me. What a great guy.

I wish old man Leo was dead, so I could permanently host CFH. Cat Schwartz wants me so bad.

All your comments are belong to us!!!

Iam the real chris pirillo… wait a sec no I am not….just kidding yes I am… seriously now I am not I am just an impersonator…. I have to tell the truth I am the real chris pirillo,,,,, now I am confused who am I?!!!

This is the community of Chris Pirillo comments. I am but one comment among absolutely heaps.

Frankly, I was hoping for a bit more imagination from my pseudo-posters. However, I'm not sure if this says more about them or me.

Me: Knock-knock
You: Who's there?
Me: Control Freak. Now you say “Control Freak who”.

I suck at the internet!

Will the real lockergnome please stand up, please stand up, please stand up.

<whine>I can't take it anymore. You, my readers, are a bunch of pot-smoking sloping-forehead, knuckle-dragging morons, so I'm shutting down my blog after today. *All* my blogs. My user's blogs, too. And Lockergnome. Hell, I'm killing the whole internet, as it's far too dangerous a toy to leave in the less-than-capable hands of you incompetent, illiterate assholes.</whine>

Actually, I feel so boring with Weblog culture as we do now, and thats why I post such a boring entry.. Im sorry all guys and thanx.

I love nascar.I love nascar.I love nascar.I love nascar.I love nascar.I love nascar.I love nascar.I love nascar.I love nascar.I love nascar.I love nascar.

Man I am tired, and I want some Peet's!!!! :)

Just got off the phone with Tech TV. William Hung will be the new host of Call for Help! As for me, I am selling a bunch of my things, living simply, renting a small apartment near Venice beach. I'll spend my days learning how to surf, and hanging out at Venice wearing my tiedye and giving tarot readings and selling beads, bags, artwork, and essential oil to the locals and tourists. I'll continue to help run Lockergnome but only part time. Martha Stewart is on board to overtake the operation thereby freeing me of the responsibility. I am giving up most of my computer gadgets in favor of a way of life that is freeing to my mind and soul. I hope you can understand. Peace, Love, and Twinkies. I love you all.

Ha, shows how much you know ! I don't eat twinkies, as they are full of trans fats, they raise the bad cholesterol, and lower the good cholesterol.

*MY* experiment is “ME”!

Even jellybeans need to toast catfish with their bilingual hamsters…however, it is the rainbows and grass blades that are the true benifactors of the whole pyramid/daffodil fiasco…

I can't believe how many of you suckers are actually doing this. This will surely increase the Google rating of this site. … now where did I put those anal beads? Oops…did I just say that out loud?

I porked Cat!

When are we supposed to guess who the real Chris Pirillo is? I think the real Chris Pirillo just posted that he doesn't eat twinkies as they are full of trans fats.

I would be more impressed if he porked Morgan.

Mixture of Upper case and Lower case letters rulez!!!!

Hey Gretchen this was one hell of a dream I had , I no longer was married to you I lost my dog and I was living in LA….Thank God it was just a Dream. See all of you folks tommorw on CFH!!

My vote for the real Chris is:
Wednesday 04.28.2004 @ 11:57AM

I will be guest hosting Call for Help next week which I am particularily excited about. Tech TV was kind enough to invite me back a second time and I hope I can continue to help out. Hope you all tune in next week!

Indeed? indeed!? indeedlydeed!!!

I'm not “really” going to be back on TechTv anytime soon…………..or am I…………hmmmmmmm……..

I've drunk ten gallons of coffee today.

Thanks, everybody, for participating in my little experiment. It's the end of the day on Wednesday, and you'll just have to wait to see the results. AMSYOS!

No, I don't eat twinkies. Peace, Love, and Twinkies is an expression I learned from my days hanging out on the corner of Haight and Ashbury. I was trying to sell Lockergnome subscriptions to the local hippies there. Needless to say, it didnt take off the way I planned.

I have a small penis too.

No, I am not Chris Pirillo but I did stay at a Holiday Inn Express last night

I'm still wondering who I end up dating Miss Gook ovah here–> http://chris.pirillo.com/images/ponzi.jpg From this: http://www.insidegretchenshead.com/americana/gretchen1.gif Gretchen I miss you!

The real reason I'm not on TechTV- I told this joke while I was half smashed at last year's Christmas party- how the hell was was I to know the bitch that was giving me a lap dance was the boss' wife…
3 MEN IN A BAR
There were three men drinking in a bar, a doctor, an attorney and a biker. As the doctor was drinking his white wine he said, “For Valentine's Day I'm going to buy my wife a fur coat and a diamond ring.
This way if she doesn't like the fur coat she will still love me because she got a diamond ring.”
As the attorney was drinking his martini he said, “For Valentine's Day I'm going to buy my wife a designer dress and a gold bracelet. This way if she doesn't like the dress she will still love me because she got the gold bracelet.”
As the biker was drinking his shots of whiskey he said, “For Valentine's Day I'm going to buy my wife a t-shirt and a vibrator. This way if she doesn't like the t-shirt she can go f_ck herself

Is summer the winter for penguins?

Okay, the real reason I am doing this is so that I can say all the nasty and hateful things that I keep to myself.
Now no one can be mad because they don't know it is really me.

Today I scratched my balls then drank a beer. Yes, it's me Chris Pirillo.

Gnomedex is cancelled.

“which, in case you're too to have noticed…”
No one else noticed the sentence problem? Chris, you silly English major, you…
YITB,
Newman

IT PUTS THE LOTION ON IT'S SKIN!

Man! A lot of people listen to what I have to say. And apparently, have a lot of time on their hands. That's a good thing, though! More time for TechTV and Gnomedex!! Where's that coffee cup….

I hope you enjoyed this you guys!
Thanks for posting your comments. This MARKS the END of the EXPERIMENT.

Who LOVES ya BABY? :-)

I just woke up from the most horrible dream! I was being molested by a priest, and when turned around. It was Leo Laporte! I've never had such a wet dream in mylife. Oh God I need some coffee.

i'm tired

200th post. I did it. yaaayyyy!!!!

Yay! you're special yay! I've got mail, yay!

I am me, and me is myself, therefore, this is the true me. This is me sucker. I love myself. and I deserve to, because I really am the coolest person ever…that's right, in the world, and I'm not just saying that, I'm really freakin' awesome. Love me or hate me, I can take it or leave it, I'm just wicked coolness wrapped in a toasty Pirillo bun, I am awesome.

hey this is chris pirillo :)

I'm a girl.

I am your father.

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My name is KELLY MEAIZENA, the eldest son of Dr. ENAGUA MEAIZENA from Zimbabwe. This letter might come as a surprise to you about where I got your contact address and how I knew you. I got your address from the net, and i decided to contact you for an assistant, which I do hope you will take this matter into consideration.
During the current war against the farmers in Zimbabwe from the supporters of our
President Robert Mugabe to claim all the white-owned farms for his party members and his followers, he ordered all white farmers to surrender all their farms to his party members and his followers.
My father was one of the biggest farmers in our country and because he strongly opposed Mugabe's ideas, Mugabe's supporters invaded my father's farm and burnt everything in the farm, killing my father and made away with a lot of items in my father's farm.
Before his death, my father had deposited with one Security Company in SOUTH AFRICA, the sum of US$15.5 (Fifteen Million Five Hundred Thousand United States Dollars). This was money he planned to use in buying new machinery and to set up a new farm in Swaziland. After the death of my father, l decided to escape to Netherlands because of continued harassment from Mugabe and his supporters.
As the senior man in the Family, l decided to contact you to assist me since I was able to moved this money out of SOUTH AFRICA to Holland for safe keeping although the courier comapny were not aware of the content of the suite case because it was convey as personal valuable goods,
Presently the Fund is already in Holland, while I need to seek political asylum to secure my staying here and we are not allowed to operate any bank account within Netherlands. For your role in this transaction, me and my family have agreed to offer you 25% of the total sum for your assistance, 5% will be mapped out for any expenses that may be incurred in the course of this transaction and 70% will be for me and my family to invest in your country.
All I want you to do is to help me finish this transaction and the same time help me to invest the money into a lucrative business in your country Please get back to me if you can be of assistance and l would want our correspondence to be via email as most phone lines of asylums seekers are presently bugged by the Government.
l expect your confidentiality and your prompt respond to this email so as to proceed.
Note that this transaction is 100% risk free. You should however treat this transaction with absolute confidentiality.please forward your phone/fax numbers and your address to my private Email address at kelmeaizena@netscape.net
Thanks and God bless.
Best regards,
MR. KELLY MEAIZENA

If I would like, I will rent my chest to myself to write the last two posts on, and put them on the internet.

hmm

I suck at the Internet.

I still rule CFH…Leo's going down…

wanna know 3 secrets?
1. my real nickname's “chrissy”.
2. since i know anything and everything there is to know about computers, I've decided to broaden my horizons and learn something new.
So now I've taken up knitting.
3. When I was a kid I dreamt of becoming a playwright. I dunno what happened.

She Bangs! She Bangs!

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Chris you are hilarious, thanks for all the funny vids you make.

I don’t follow directions.

Wow, it is 2008 and I’ve just read this!!! Nice post!

Awesome! hahahaha love it

Who’s the real Chris Pirillo?

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“My name is KELLY MEAIZENA, the eldest son of Dr. ENAGUA MEAIZENA from Zimbabwe.”

^ That was some freaky spam comment LOL

p.s. who was the real Chris?