Men Vitamins for Manly Males
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Ponzi just brought in this little pill organizer and plopped it on my desk. You know the kind, there’s seven little compartments marked with the days of the week. I opened it, and thought the woman was trying to kill me with pills! What are all these?
OK, so apparently these are all vitamins! Does the woman think I’m sick or something? What’s that? Oh. She’s trying to keep me from getting sick. Fine, fine ok. Let’s see what we have here.
Hmm. So I have a B Complex vitamin AND a B12 one? What’s the deal with that? Oh, it maintains healthy cells and stuff. Well, I suppose I want my cells to be healthy and stuff.
Let’s see, there’s also some Omega-3, which is the EFA fatty acid one. That’s the one that benefits the heart of healthy people, people at high risk of cardiovascular disease and patients with cardiovascular disease. Yeah, I guess I want my heart to stay healthy. I’ll take that one too, then.
Ohhh. Here’s one that is good for your eyes, and another one that helps metabolism. Wait. Is she saying my metabolism is slow, and I’m getting fat? There’s also a really ugly green one, that Ponzi claims replaces stuff in my body, since I refuse to eat lettuce and green beans and such. I mean really. If God wanted me to eat green things, he would have put them on this Earth. *innocent look*
OH! There’s one that cleans out arteries. Well hell. My arteries are fine! I LIKE the plaque in them. I want some scientist to come out and admit that all the big hoopla scare over clogged arteries was just a bunch of bunk. My arteries love the plaque! They tell me every day.
So seriously, do I NEED all these vitamins? Ah heck, Ponzi heard that. Great. Someone get me a glass of water….
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Windows Vista Torrent
December 6th, 2007
at 1:56am
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Bill Nad
December 5th, 2007
at 3:57pm
nothing wrong with vitamins, thats for sure. If you don’t need them then you will just pee them out.
I take Omega 3, a multivitamin, a B Complex vitamin and a calcium every day and I feel good wether I need them or not
duderseb
December 5th, 2007
at 11:47pm
Dude… That’s too much! Way too much… I think that’s gonna hurt him more in the long run than what not eating “greens” will.
Naramore2874
December 6th, 2007
at 12:33am
Chris; you need to eat true food not just technology. Good luck bro.
yertalert
December 6th, 2007
at 1:14am
ok this is woired…
Gary (TuxedoJericho)
December 5th, 2007
at 6:58pm
What is it about Irish people eating dog?
LOL
Anywho, I want to thank you for the Omega 3, 6, & 9 tip. I am going to look into getting them, for mine own health.
owen0334
December 6th, 2007
at 3:58am
your wife is drugging you!!!…lol
HotBoyLawson
December 6th, 2007
at 5:35am
someone trying to tell you that you have a small penis and you need to upgrade it.
agavee
December 6th, 2007
at 5:49am
I hope she buys them when they go on sale buy one get one- every twelve weeks.
PS there are always coupons for Natures Made, Sundown and Centrum in the Sunday paper.
lilAbeatz
December 6th, 2007
at 5:52am
Dat dude gots a wife.. wow..Datz a fukin miracle
sesshoumaru1981
December 6th, 2007
at 6:53am
Where do you get these and is there a good website about food supplements ?
masterOFpuppets06
December 6th, 2007
at 12:25pm
you don’t eat it….It goes in the other way lol
red_lantern
December 6th, 2007
at 10:16am
Weren’t vitamin supplements fingered as possibly one of the sources for colon cancer? That’ll teach you to not eat your vegetables!
1r0nm4n911
December 7th, 2007
at 12:45am
Agreed.
1r0nm4n911
December 7th, 2007
at 12:46am
white pill = cyanid
royvankuik
December 7th, 2007
at 6:10am
Dude, be careful not overdosing vitamins and minerals. Overdoses B can damage your nerves for example…
Take just one Multi vitamin and you Omega’s
Grace24k
December 6th, 2007
at 11:27pm
I didnt start taking vitamins regularly until I listened to andrew lessman. I take the omega-3, calcium, and one that is for your hair skin and nails. ( Im female ) I cant “feel” the omegas and calcium working but I am sure they are helping me. AND.. the ones for the hair skin and nails? AMAZING. I started taking them thinking they wouldnt help but i took them every day as directed and here i am six weeks later with noticable improvements. Seeing these results makes me want to make sure to take my vitamins everyday.. and i do. SO Chris. listen to Ponzi and take your vitamins.
PCguy102
December 11th, 2007
at 7:02am
LOL, birth controll pills
camui87
December 11th, 2007
at 7:51am
i agree. im preety impress too. hehe
Todd B.
December 12th, 2007
at 6:37am
Vitamins DO have a impact; they give you really expensive pee. If you want real nutrition, eat the foods your mom told you to. Save yourself the trouble and just flush ‘em. It will save you the 30 seconds it take to choke them down.
rax2099
December 16th, 2007
at 8:26am
Take it easy with all those vitamins… take a multivitamin (like cetrum) and your Omega’s and you should be good, specially at your age.
bayoujim
December 17th, 2007
at 12:57pm
I have taken vitamins every day ,all my life, starting with the Flintstones vitamins when I was a child. Almost 60 odd years and no diseases yet, and I turned out to be a computer tech, can it get any better than that?
Gastroopa
December 26th, 2007
at 5:24pm
Vitamins are bad anyways, if you eat like you are supposed to (which i dont) you wouldnt need vitamins to stay healthy. You get everything from what you eat which is the way it supposed to be. Vitamins are the lazy way out, and if you take them then you deserve what you get so to speak. As i say this, i have 911 on stand by waiting anxiously for my first heart attack.
MrOlafdotcom
February 4th, 2008
at 2:55pm
I heard something about a link between multivitamins and prostate cancer.
Loulafish
February 13th, 2008
at 10:07pm
This guy is such an asshole.
darkayahuasca
March 4th, 2008
at 7:46pm
I wouldn’t be this rude to my wife man…its like always arguements between them whenever we see em.
Git divorced ponzi…im still single
Loulafish
March 4th, 2008
at 10:09pm
This guy is such an asshole, period. If I were his wife, I’d divorce him right away. Obviously there’s something wrong with BOTH of them if they’re still together.
I’d never let anyone treat me that way, like garbage.
bwhit1717
March 8th, 2008
at 3:25am
Chris, please contact me!You’re taking isolated form synthetic vitamins and inorganic minerals !They’re only minimally effective in nourishing the cell and vastly inferior to organic food form nutrients. The Chromium Picolinate actually produces a free radical called hydroxyl which has altered DNA in test studies.
mxjf
March 31st, 2008
at 6:04pm
lol a little sponge dinoosoar
bbucek
March 31st, 2008
at 11:03pm
Yah, there is definitely an attitude issue here and I don’t know if they have a pill for that.
bbucek
March 31st, 2008
at 11:06pm
Dr. Oz on the Oprah show (hey, its not all estrogen) said to take only half a multi in the morning and half at night.
jackass1711
April 3rd, 2008
at 4:21am
V-I-A-G-…… rofl!!!
andrewBsoweird
April 6th, 2008
at 5:14am
lol!!! i heard that i was like um viagra?!?!?! lol
chronman23
May 18th, 2008
at 8:23pm
nutrilite is the worlds best vitamin