Dirty laptop off the top. Then, we're going to tell everyone how they can skin the Windows XP logon screen. And what's the difference between an external and internal hard drive? Firewire versus USB. We're getting crazy with the Cheese Whiz. Lightning round today – possibly with an introductory sound this time around. If you're not getting the Call for Help newsletter, be sure to contact TechTV's Member Services. Oh, yeah – I better print out a new set of viewer mails.

Dang, I just had another idea for something to do in my Daily Discoveries segment. What was it? Perhaps Nadelman will jog my brain? He's not going to abuse me today. Tease out with a tip bump. Yadda yadda yadda. End of show. Oh, is Monday a holiday? Sweet.