Guess who I met today? Steve Jobs. No kidding. I didn't have any business cards on me, and he was rushing out of the store at the time – but I did meet him and shake his hand at the Palo Alto Apple store. Ask Gretchen if you don't believe me. I shall meet him again – come hell or high water. And next time, he'll know who I am. Now, to further prove that I'm not abandoning the wonderful world of Windows, here's a video documentary I created with my Canon PowerShot G2 and XP's crappy-ass Movie Maker. Here I am, iBuying an iMac.