E-Mail:
Get my new Windows 7 eBook (PDF) for $7 with 70+ Tips. Download Now!

Macworld or Hawaii?

41 Responses (Add) | Monday, January 14th, 2008 at 9:02pm


Add to iTunes | Add to YouTube | Add to Google | RSS Feed

Yes, I’m in Hawaii right now, enjoying the sunny weather. I thought I’d share with everyone the five reasons I’d rather be here in Hawaii, instead of at Macworld.

  • If I need to update my iPhone, I can do that from anywhere. I don’t need to be at Macworld to upgrade something. I’m sitting here using my wireless broadband connection right from the cruise ship. So, I’ll be able to download any updates!
  • In Hawaii, there are no smelly Mac geeks. This is true! I’ve read it in Wikipedia! Mac and PC Geeks alike have a “bouquet” about them. Have you ever left eggs out too long? Well, that’s the Mac geek smell. That’s not here in Hawaii.
  • A Mac Pro wouldn’t fit inside my luggage. I’m planning to get one, but don’t want to buy it from Macworld. I wouldn’t be able to take it with me.
  • There are no Pina Coladas at Macworld. Pina Coladas… or Macworld? You decide.
  • You can’t beat the view here in Hawaii. It’s amazing, and absolutely gorgeous. Later today, I’ll be climbing a mountain… or not.

Would you rather be at Macworld with the other geeks… or here in Hawaii with Ponzi and me?

Want to embed this video on your own site, blog, or forum? Use this code or download the video:

You rely on your computer, and so do your customers. Keep your computers (and theirs!) running in near-perfect condition with the help of Optimize 3.0. Use it to get rid of unnecessary files and junk, clean out your registry, and even streamline boot times.

Tags
Categories

41 Comments

News from everywhere » News Feed Alerts

January 31st, 2008
at 10:00pm

t know how many people are still tracking my eariler Hawaii conversations, but… seems to me, this is a slightly more important (read: pressing) issue to tackle. Related Content: The Truth is Out There – or is it? Aloha – Hello or Good-Bye?Macworld or Hawaii?Paying Your Bills Online Erin McGee of MyWireless.org

Windows Vista Torrent

January 15th, 2008
at 12:33am

Tech Interviews Isopropyl Alcohol How to Play – and WIN – at Online Poker How to Take Care of Your 2-Stroke MotorcycleMacworld or Hawaii?Espresso! Good Blog Comments Monitor Your Web Site?s Uptime for Free Find Local Computer Repair Are You a First Person Shooter N00b? Take Notes at School

Anthony Alvernaz

January 14th, 2008
at 9:28pm

Hay Chris..Yeah, id rather be in Hawaii, but im in Macworld! See you on your stream!

-anthonyalvernaz

Paranj

January 14th, 2008
at 10:43pm

I would be at Hawaii, I went to MacWorld the other day to search for a new computer and no luck :/. But, I’ve never been to Hawaii and I would love to go!

kdnewton

January 14th, 2008
at 11:00pm

I’d rather be in Hawaii myself. How did you score a cruise in Hawaii? My fiance and I have been pricing out cruises for our honey-moon trying to keep it around the $1600 / person range.

A geek cruise would be awesome, though not really honey-moon material.

PistolWhip

January 14th, 2008
at 11:51pm

Reasons I’m not going to MacWorld

1.Im 13. Does it sound like I can drive?

2. My family hates Macs. Some of their claims are legit, but others are just pointless.

3. Even if I saw the coolest Mac ever at MacWorld, I couldn’t buy it.
At $7.50 (American) a week allowance it would take me (roughly) 222.167 years to save up enough to get the Mac Pro the way I would configure it.

Well anyways, thanks for listening to me gripe. Cant wait until Chris is back in the lower 48.

ima mac

January 15th, 2008
at 1:21am

my top 5

5. Im in Seattle, Macworld is in San Fransisco, i have no means to get down there.
4. I have school, yep, last week of the semester so everything is due, no missing a day this week.
3.I know i would get thrown out for over excitement when they announce the first change in just about anything.
2.too late to book flight
1. IM BROKE!!! im 17 in high school and jobless, no way in hell i can even get to Tacoma with the little money i have. (maybe to SODO thats about as far south)
maybe next year i can get in s an independent photojournalist trying to catch that one story that will put me on top. maybe the backstory is a bad idea, but yeah….

iCreate14

January 15th, 2008
at 12:28pm

so what about what he wears? mabye he likes that. and he dosent act 30 years younger than he actually is , he acts like what he feels. and mabye that is 30years younger than u will feel at his age. so don’t make fun of people. espicially in the shape ur in. — mr. bush brow

juancarlos131291

January 15th, 2008
at 1:03pm

I swear to god i bought my iPhone in hawaii :D:D:D haha what a coincidence.

juancarlos131291

January 15th, 2008
at 1:07pm

I didn’t go to mac world because i have school and because i had tests but i would have given almost anything to go to macworld :D:D:D:D !!!

juancarlos131291

January 15th, 2008
at 1:09pm

yeah i know man why didi he have to say thet steve jobs is fucking awesome he gives us top notch technology at rock bottom prices he is the man he is the brady of technology. I love iPhone 1.1.3 rocks :D:D:D !!!

Abbas Dharamsey

January 15th, 2008
at 6:59am

Chris, man i wish i could go to macworld. ur lucky cause ur parents say u can go. and u have the money to go to macworld. but i probably will persuade my father to go to macworld next year. still man ur awesome and have a great time in Hawaii

Greg Birch

January 15th, 2008
at 9:40am

w00t! have one of those coconut fruity drinks, and play at the beach awhile Chris, enjoy.

Greg Birch

January 15th, 2008
at 9:41am

w00t! have one of those coconut fruity drinks, and play at the beach awhile Chris, enjoy. Hey why don’t they have a Macworld IN Hawaii? probably upset some sort of universal law.

Sir Royal

January 15th, 2008
at 11:40am

Mac Geek smell? My GOD you are a moron.

Julie

January 15th, 2008
at 2:08pm

MacWorld looked like a zoo on TV. I’ll take a cool iced tea and bake on the beach, thanks.

sinalco2006

January 16th, 2008
at 12:00am

Hawaii over MacWorld? Excellent choice! :)

sinalco2006

January 16th, 2008
at 12:01am

You put the temp on your video to make us jealous, right? Well, it worked! :( (cold…so cold…)

neoquo

January 16th, 2008
at 5:44am

Macworld was dissapointing

steven

January 16th, 2008
at 12:08am

id rather be in hawaii myself lol. not just because im against what apple does and their software but, i dont need to go somewhere to see a $20 iphone firmware update., sorry. i shouldnt of bought that thing, i knew itd come back to kick me. i mean i payed alot of money for it, and then they charge me to update it?

Thomas

January 16th, 2008
at 8:42am

What about Ponzi? Isn’t she a big reason?

ninthgen

January 16th, 2008
at 5:32pm

i use a macbook pro
and i live on oahu
hope u enjoyed hawaii

prelan

January 16th, 2008
at 11:01pm

well i just bought a £700 sony VAIO and i’m starting to like the new macs in college, but they are split new… will they stand the test of time? MEEEEEEEEEEEH! lol

prelan

January 16th, 2008
at 11:02pm

oh and £700 is about $1400, so it aint crapper

ComputerLandings

January 18th, 2008
at 4:24pm

I do have to say that I’d love to visit MacWorld, yet Hawaii would win my vote, as it’s more quiet, peaceful and relaxing.
I couldn’t survive with a lot of noise. I’d rather have peace and tranquility. It’s what vacation is about, rest, relaxation and rejuvenation.

Enjoy your vacation, Chris!
-Corwin

shadowmeyer

January 18th, 2008
at 5:14pm

I agree. I would much rather be in Hawaii. I have been studying volcanology in school, and would rather see Mount. Kilimanjaro then go to macworld.

obzcure

January 20th, 2008
at 8:20am

Each video has it’s “tough guy” comments, but it’s concerning when those comments are in this case “what a loser going on a nice beautiful vacation when you could be trapped in a room with people you dont want to be with (a.k.a macworld)” It’s crazy.

djneo92nl

January 21st, 2008
at 2:21am

i have 2 reasons not be at macworld first i’m 15 and i am from freaking holland

liusinger

January 22nd, 2008
at 10:20am

do you want to watch some guy prance around on stage in a turtleneck acting 30 years younger than he is?

Snipereye64

January 26th, 2008
at 11:31am

school kept me from going.

rabbit005

January 27th, 2008
at 10:16am

aloha!
im from australia but im currently in hawaii as well & this is my third time back
hope ur having fun & mahalo :)!

How5by5

January 28th, 2008
at 4:36pm

Why go to Hawaii and go online gezzzzzzzzz. Get a life. How about getting some lose women and having a gang bang lol.

Domreis7337

January 29th, 2008
at 7:09am

Imagine the view the people on the island woke up to this morning… AN UNGLY CRUSE SHIP! Windjammer Tall SHIPS ALL THE WAY! They aint no Foo-Foo SHIPS!

Domreis7337

January 29th, 2008
at 7:10am

I dont think Ponzie (chris’ wife would approve)

MacGeek710

January 29th, 2008
at 7:14am

Im a macgeek!!!!! and proud, u should really be at macworld

ur choice

fretnumber7

January 29th, 2008
at 11:52am

never would have guessed.

nerd.

camui87

February 12th, 2008
at 9:24am

he said watch some guy in a turtle neck acting like he’s 30 yrs or younger? yes id rather watch that then having to watch chris sit on his desktop and play? people always ask “where chris? wheres chris?” he got back on his desk..now what what do we do stare at him playing his lappy? yea id rather watch steve introduce new products. but its my opinion/

alawaiblowfish

February 20th, 2008
at 4:48am

I didn’t go to Macworld, because I was in Hawai’i too. But we do have smelly Mac fans here too, you know.

What Do You Think?