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“Dear Chris – Is it tacky to send my girlfriend and e-card for her birthday?”
This action is only tacky when your e-card has a MIDI file playing in the background. That's just wrong. I would actually encourage you to move your love life entirely online. Physical sensations are so twentieth century! Instead of talking to her, you could post something about your relationship on your blog. Instead of bringing her flowers, you could make up cute little ASCII roses and attach them to your signature, like so: —,—`-{@ If she leaves you, it wasn't meant to be. But I know plenty of fourth-level Valkryies on a MUD in Sweden who would kill for a man like you.
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SocioBiblog
May 10th, 2007
at 9:47pm
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Anonymous
March 11th, 2003
at 3:31pm
Just don't send:
8===>— (.Y.)
She might get the wrong idea. Or you may get lucky tonight. Either way quit being a cheap ass and get down to Hallmark.
Anonymous
March 11th, 2003
at 3:45pm
dude you just wrecked about 100 relationships now!
where does buying your woman a drink come in if it is all online anyways??
Anonymous
March 11th, 2003
at 4:06pm
I know what you mean. I play MUDs quite often. Life is so beautiful once you realize that there aren't many people that would take you in the physical world, but there are others that would dare the pits of Hell and battle a severed arm over a fire breathing hunk like yourself.
Anonymous
March 11th, 2003
at 4:34pm
Oooh – don't forget the netcam dates. :-D
Anonymous
March 11th, 2003
at 4:41pm
hmm this reminds me of a strongbad sbemail. the URL is: http://homestarrunner.com/sbemail.
Anonymous
March 11th, 2003
at 8:22pm
I can just see this guy. Him and his girlfriend. In the same house. Each on their pc, and IMing eachother… Wait, that's my life
Anonymous
March 11th, 2003
at 11:39pm
Whoa it just happens to be the day I'm selling a dozen roses for $5…. get this tho….
It's not just ASCII roses, we sell full 16 color ANSI encoded ASCII roses … thorn's included, extra sharpening – extra charge.
Get yours here :)
Well okay I'm on crack tonight, it's 2:36am and I'm currently :-
1) Working at home
2) Working hard
3) Stuck in the logic of my own software
4) Going to the clinic tomorrow to get some heart pills for the stress (seriously)
5) Taking a break and discovering this Blog thing.
6) Beating the hell outa my PocketPC silently while the woman sleeps, as it's not doing what it's supposed to be doing! (The PocketPC I mean)
About these blogs. I've been using LiveJournal for a while now and was going to post it to TechTV. But with the things that've been going on lately I dont think it's appropriate.
Anyways signing off, getting back to work, hopefully get this phase done before 4 so I can get at least a few hours sleep.
“Whats a guy gotta do to establish a business around here?!” – ME!
Anonymous
March 11th, 2003
at 11:40pm
Whoa it just happens to be the day I'm selling a dozen roses for $5…. get this tho….
It's not just ASCII roses, we sell full 16 color ANSI encoded ASCII roses … thorn's included, extra sharpening – extra charge.
Get yours here :)
Well okay I'm on crack tonight, it's 2:36am and I'm currently :-
1) Working at home
2) Working hard
3) Stuck in the logic of my own software
4) Going to the clinic tomorrow to get some heart pills for the stress (seriously)
5) Taking a break and discovering this Blog thing.
6) Beating the hell outa my PocketPC silently while the woman sleeps, as it's not doing what it's supposed to be doing! (The PocketPC I mean)
About these blogs. I've been using LiveJournal for a while now and was going to post it to TechTV. But with the things that've been going on lately I dont think it's appropriate.
Anyways signing off, getting back to work, hopefully get this phase done before 4 so I can get at least a few hours sleep.
“Whats a guy gotta do to establish a business around here?!” – ME!
Anonymous
March 12th, 2003
at 8:37am
eh, atleast she was gonna get an ecard..todays my bday and I didn't get shit
Anonymous
March 12th, 2003
at 8:43am
It is okay to send an e-card if and only if you also give her a physical card before or after.
If you're too cheap to go to the store and by a 99 cent card, then just kiss your relationship goodbye.
Happy birthday, Talisak.
Anonymous
March 12th, 2003
at 10:45am
Happy Birthday Talisak
Anonymous
March 12th, 2003
at 2:17pm
:) thanks for the happy birthdays…feel free to drop by anytime