Loud Out Laugh

On my way back from grabbing a Caesar salad from the New York Cafe, I ran into Scott Herriott. You know what that bastard did? Purchased TechTV last weekend. Yeah, apparently he had invested in some Sasquatch technology stocks last quarter – and they did better than expected. The Bigfoot market is ready to break loose! Anyway, starting tomorrow, TechTV is going to look totally different (according to Scott). He's reinstating “Internet Tonight,” making “TechLive” a taped show, and changing the name of “Call for Help” to “Hot Naked Chicks in Blueberry Syrup” in the hopes of attracting a slightly younger demographic. Who knows if this will get us better ratings. If you're a Neilsen family, would you consider adopting me every afternoon from 2:00PM to 3:00PM Pacific? I don't eat much and I do my own laundry.