Lost in Vegas

I don't gamble, and the big event doesn't begin for a couple of days. Parties are only at night, so what's a geek supposed to do in Vegas if he's already been up and down the strip a few times in earlier years? I suppose I could take in a show, but that's just not fun unless someone else is with me. We've got a full year ahead of us (with a trip to Iowa in March, Gnomedex likely coming in June, and our wedding in November), but one of these days Ponzi and I should schedule a Vegas vacation and take in all the Cirque du Soleil shows in one fell swoop. I'm never in Vegas for anything other than business it seems, since I can't stand the smell of smoke or Elvis impersonators (or the smell of Elvis impersonators). They say that whatever happens in Vegas stays in Vegas, but what about those of us who are far less mischeivous? Oh, I know – I'll find an all-night buffet and eat my way to 700 pounds! I hear the chocolate in Vegas has no calories. Anybody else around? I gotta get a good steak before I leave.