Learning To Fly
Dear retarded software developers: when you put nags in your software, it is not freeware; when you put a time-bomb on your binary, it is not freeware; if you're giving us a '30-day demo,' it is not freeware; if you collect personal information or include banner advertisements within your software, it is not freeware; when you cripple functionality within the program, it is not freeware. I can handle shareware. I can handle demos. I can handle just about any kind of download you throw at me. However, label it correctly or I'm gonna have to slap you upside the head!
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7 Comments
Anonymous
June 1st, 2002
at 1:25am
i dunt c where u ar com'n frum whin u tawk abowt how dum wee sofwear develupers ar….
OK, I'm not really a software developer, but I know a few. From talking with a couple of them, during a luncheon last month at my university, it wouldn't surprise me if some did write like that.
Anonymous
June 1st, 2002
at 10:09am
I couldn't have said it better myself. :-)
Anonymous
June 1st, 2002
at 11:15am
Not to be mean, but it would be funny to see a retarded software developer. I'm sure something good would come out of it… :-P
Anonymous
June 1st, 2002
at 12:19pm
Special Ed software developers already exist….Havent ya heard of microsoft??
Chris Edison,
Hipster OF Danger
Anonymous
June 1st, 2002
at 2:29pm
Amen!
Anonymous
June 2nd, 2002
at 8:23am
Haha! Well stated, my friend.
Anonymous
June 4th, 2002
at 10:58pm
My God, Chris! Thats what I was just saying to myself, today! They is no such thing as freeware! It does not exsit! Man, I'm so glad you feel that way, rock on, man!