I don't know who came up with the formula for Lays potato chips, but the marketing hype is valid: you can't eat just one. Before heading off to dinner last night, I thought I'd grab myself a quick snack. I saw the bag of Lays wide open on Ponzi's desk – it was half full. I moved the aluminum snack receptacle closer to my desk and started responding to emails. Before I knew it, the bag of Lays potato chips was far less than half full. Oops!? What the hell just happened here? Does Lays contain some top secret chemical that forces people to consume way more than they should in a short time span? Lays is evil… evil, I tells ya. Damn you, Frito-lay.