Lamerz for Dummies
(1) Misspell words that render your post ironic. For instance, enter “retared” instead of “retarded.” (2) Remember: the number of idle threats made is inversely proportional to the size of your genitals. (3a) Use numbers in place of letters whenever possible. (3b) Make liberal use of the letter “z.” (4) Employ the word “gay” in a pun or two (but no more than three times). (5) Forget to post through a proxy, leaving your IP address [e.g., 24.156.11.10] exposed to the wolves. (6) Complete your entry with an impossible sexual conquest. For example, “I want 2 bang your m0m.” (7) Suggest that you “0wn” something, like control over your own bladder. (8) Request that your post NOT be deleted, further adding a sense of urgency to being flamed out of existence. (9) Fall back on name calling if your argument begins to weaken, twatcheese. (10) Misuse; punctuation.
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30 Comments
Anonymous
April 19th, 2003
at 12:30pm
Hahaha
Anonymous
April 19th, 2003
at 12:33pm
don't worry, i am happering his connection, any one else helping?
Anonymous
April 19th, 2003
at 12:34pm
ok, who switched my p and m keys?!
Anonymous
April 19th, 2003
at 12:38pm
I swear, that guy has to be the dumbest person to ever post a comment here…
“I , like , to , call , myself , Chris Gayrille .”
haha
Anonymous
April 19th, 2003
at 12:38pm
Ha! You're such a freakin' assnut.
!ñt3r3$t!ñg p0$t, H0w3v3r.
Anonymous
April 19th, 2003
at 12:39pm
I must be missing something I just realized. Hmmm..
Anonymous
April 19th, 2003
at 1:00pm
Hey, I think that guy was a genius, you see he changed “Pirillo” to “Gayrillo”, thats brilliant, you see its a play on words. Sure he may have called chris “retared” and forgot the first rule of flaming is not to give out your IP Address, but he learned that the hard way.
I also like the fact that he hates Chris so much but clearly he was a frequent viewer. I hate to resort to he's level but he was supid.
Anonymous
April 19th, 2003
at 1:22pm
can I have about 50 copies of that I have a few lamerz of my own :)
Anonymous
April 19th, 2003
at 1:45pm
Chey, we all do, sadly.
Anonymous
April 19th, 2003
at 1:50pm
Hell, I wish I did.
Anonymous
April 19th, 2003
at 2:17pm
HAHAHA! That guy was such a looney. (read the comments at http://chris.pirillo.com/archives/2003_04.html#000914 for those of you who don't know what's going on). I almost feel like registering the guy's “web site” (ChrisGayFag.com) and using it as a free-for-all post to slam the guy.
Anonymous
April 19th, 2003
at 2:35pm
Damn, I take a nap and miss all the fun. About the only thing left over from the BBQ are a couple of half-empty, flat beers and a couple of bites of potato salad.
Anonymous
April 19th, 2003
at 4:10pm
Aww, have pity on the dips**t, Chris. Got a strong feeling he just got banned off the TechTv feedback boards and has no where else to poop out his pearls of putritude. (Is that a word? It should be…gotta run and look it up in the lamerz dictionary!)
Anonymous
April 19th, 2003
at 5:11pm
Dumb question–What happens if we keep pinging this idiot?
Anonymous
April 19th, 2003
at 5:26pm
I don't get it? What's going on?
Anonymous
April 19th, 2003
at 6:10pm
MMM, nice come back, Chris. NOT!! Thats all you can think of, hahahahaha. By the way this isnt the Chris Gayrillo guy, but i would have to agree, that other guy is pretty stupid.
Anonymous
April 19th, 2003
at 8:16pm
Never fear, Heydroid – you're getting some help! Thanks for the info.
Anonymous
April 19th, 2003
at 8:32pm
I've been pinging him…and now his computer's not responding…I wonder if he shut it down or got ZoneAlarm or something…
Anonymous
April 20th, 2003
at 1:35am
Yeah, great come back Chris!!!:) It's make me laugh.:P That guy was stupid, without any brain up there…! WE love you Chris! We miss you very much on CFH…;(
Anonymous
April 20th, 2003
at 7:16am
if a bunch of people kept pinging him, it will basicaly be a DOS attack, he basicly can't use his internet till we stop.
Anonymous
April 20th, 2003
at 10:48am
Cool. That's what I thought.
Anonymous
April 20th, 2003
at 2:01pm
You forgot a couple of rules, Chris.
Replace all words that end with the letter “s” with “z” to show how l33t you are. (E.G. “ownz”)
Misuse of “your” and “you're” is a REQUIREMENT of any lamer.
Anonymous
April 20th, 2003
at 8:24pm
Yeah gnomies, DoS the lamer. You're the man Chris!
Anonymous
April 21st, 2003
at 2:34am
bonky. you just gotta love.
Anonymous
April 21st, 2003
at 4:46am
What a weird guy that was. I imagine he has a small weiner, crap car (if he has one), and probably not a hit with the ladies. He's probably smaller than Chris too. Obviously we don't need to question his IQ. Very odd. Why would somebody want to show everybody how lame they are like that?
Anonymous
April 21st, 2003
at 2:51pm
everybody ping 'em
Anonymous
April 21st, 2003
at 8:54pm
This dood is screwed….at 500ms now. Ha, what a dork.
So Chris, you gonna be Stingy or Battery?
Anonymous
April 21st, 2003
at 9:03pm
Plus, he could've been more creative….I would have gone with “PEE-rillo” instead. Bring back grade school memories, Chris?
Anonymous
April 22nd, 2003
at 2:25am
And just remember – 'lamerz' spelled backwards is 'zremalz'.
(can't BELIEVE no-one's noticed that before…)
Anonymous
April 24th, 2003
at 11:41pm
Whoa. I don't visit for a few days, and all of the l33t idiots come out. Everyone's right … that guy was an ass. Nice comeback though, Chris. :)