Okay, all you junk e-mailers out there: Ponzi just asked me to tell you to stop sending her faux offers for blenders (because she really, really, really wants one). She said she didn't care so much about pills to increase her brain size (up to 400x), but specifically doesn't want to see anything about products that belong in the kitchen. You see, the kitchen is almost like her sanctuary; you don't mess with Ponzi's kitchen. Or, if any of you are going to send her something about a blender, she would rather the offer be legit instead of from some “KitchenProd4UTodayHotNow” company. Williams-Sonoma, are you listening? We tried calling the Pampered Chef earlier, but he apparently has Caller ID.