Celebrity Punch Out is the place where you can beat me to a bloody pulp. I never considered myself a celebrity, but enough people voted me into the ring – people who wanted to kick my virtual ass. I've been kicking my ass all afternoon – it comes highly recommended. The whole “kicking Chris Pirillo's celebrity ass in person” thing is NOT recommended as much as this “kicking Chris Pirillo's virtual ass” thing. If you've always wanted to kick my ass, here's your chance to kick it. But watch out, I've been known to win a few battles in the virtual celebrity ring. Are your nimble fingers quick enough? Go ahead punk, kick my ass. Er, beat me black and blue. Whatever. It's just too much fun to wail on my digital celebrity clone! Forget about Dr. Phil, I'm a much more challenging celebrity opponent. What's a matter, Colonel Sanders… CHICKEN?!