Kentucky Fried Conspiracies
I have a theory: Doc Searls is really Colonel Sanders. The resemblence is uncanny, and if you think about it for a second – the chicken king disappeared (allegedly due to death) right about the same time our faithful blogging cohort became better known. Speaking of random folks in Santa Barbara, I'm also a little disappointed that Michael Jackson didn't use a white Ford Bronco the other day. Perhaps its just the Dolmeh talking? Borborygmi can be fun, but only when it really has something to say. UPDATE: I stayed up all night and scoured the Web for a single image to prove my position. Here's what I found, and I'll let the result speak for itself.
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8 Comments
Anonymous
November 23rd, 2003
at 4:22am
Heh. You are SO going to skew Google's “most searched terms”…
Anonymous
November 23rd, 2003
at 5:50am
I missed the Ford Bronco as well. Riveting commentary on the aircraft. Riveting.
And just as painful.
Doc Searls as Colonel Sanders. That theory has potential.
Anonymous
November 23rd, 2003
at 6:22am
The Colonel is dead, exactly like the high fat but healthy chicken his spirit serves. Why can't they find a new mascot, like Charly the Chicken. It creeps me out eating KFC and having the Colonel starting down at me while I eat. “He has been dead for years, Jim.”
M.J., what next? Lots and lots of intensive therapy, bud. That's all I can say for him.
Q: Why did Michael Jackson leave for K-Mart in a hurry?
A: He heard that childrens clothes were half off.
Anonymous
November 23rd, 2003
at 7:25am
I thought that WAS Colonel Sanders … i didn't now why he was calling his blog “Doc Searls” … I was wondering how you knew Colonel Sanders! NOW is makes sense!
Anonymous
November 23rd, 2003
at 8:47am
Everything happens in California, man. Michigan is so monotonous.
Anonymous
November 23rd, 2003
at 1:57pm
If he was going to run, he'd have to do something bigger than the white Bronco. There are stories on the news today that Jacko almost had his pilot fly him down to South America rather then back to Santa Barbara to turn himself in… That would have certainly one-upped OJ.
Anonymous
November 25th, 2003
at 8:55am
Oh, I hated the Doc, with his wee, beady eyes, and that smart look on his face: “Oh, you're going to use my free OS!”
Anonymous
November 26th, 2003
at 8:17pm
MJ is as gay as CPirillo is tech savvy. But wait, they both are Albino white, skinny and have strange black hair….
There may be truth in there somehere.