Kentucky Fried Conspiracies
I have a theory: Doc Searls is really Colonel Sanders. The resemblence is uncanny, and if you think about it for a second – the chicken king disappeared (allegedly due to death) right about the same time our faithful blogging cohort became better known. Speaking of random folks in Santa Barbara, I'm also a little disappointed that Michael Jackson didn't use a white Ford Bronco the other day. Perhaps its just the Dolmeh talking? Borborygmi can be fun, but only when it really has something to say. UPDATE: I stayed up all night and scoured the Web for a single image to prove my position. Here's what I found, and I'll let the result speak for itself.




