John Mark Karr Eats Candy!
Ponzi’s returned from her hiatus, it seems – aided by a desktop publishing tool (no, not Windows Live Writer – which I believe is still at the “barely noteworthy” stage). She’s really upset about this whole John Mark Karr situation – not because of what he may have done, but because of the way the media is covering what he had for dinner on the plane. Even if Karr didn’t kill JonBenet Ramsey, he’s still a dickwad – and the media are even bigger dickwads for spending so much time talking about this dickwad.
THIS JUST IN! John Mark Karr has eaten a Tootsie Roll. I repeat, John Mark Karr – who has been proven innocent and guilty and innocent again by us – has now ingested a Tootsie Rool. For more on this situation, we turn to our candy correspondent in Colorado, Julie Flappingums. Julie, does this mean that Tootsie Rolls are the candies preferred by dickwads? Will John Mark Karr’s intestinal tract reject or embrace the Tootsie Roll? Will candy sales slip because of this? Interesting. Thanks, Julie – keep up the good work. And now back to the War in Iraq – brought to you by Massengill.
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at 3:48am
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August 24th, 2006
at 2:59am
Not that anyone else will follow my lead, but it’s nice to hope. By the way, I don’t know if John Mark Karr plays the guitar, but does it really matter? ***update*** I’m not the only one who feels this way. Chris Prillo agrees. Read his post: John Mark Karr Eats Candy!
Adrian
August 23rd, 2006
at 7:48pm
I am glad I’m not the only one who feels this way. Any chance you were inspired by my post “John Mark Karr Plays a guitar”?
jules
August 23rd, 2006
at 9:34pm
I doubt if Ponzi will find the sick humor in this, but I do: http://www.flickr.com/photos/defekto/77714023/in/set-1105736/
His JBR on velvet was featured on CourtTv. (Click on case in pictures) I agree, the JMK and JBR case is out of control. I haven’t turned the tv on since the news broke.
Larz
August 28th, 2006
at 6:36pm
This was simply a well orchistrated move for a pedophile to get out of Thailand for his sex crimes there and to get extradited back to the US because he knew he would get off of the murder charges. He needs to be extradited back to Thailand to faces his charges there. I hear that prisons in Thailand are very posh and much more comfortable that the harsh life that prisoners have here in the US.