Past gigs I'd just as soon forget: (1) Games attendant at the trashiest amusement park in Iowa; (2) Pizza delivery guy for a Pizza Hut in Cedar Falls; (3) Member of the housekeeping staff for a Hotel across the street from the trashiest amusement park in Iowa; (4) Cable television premium services TSR; (5) Magazine TSR for the salon industry; (6) Telemarketing sales verfication specialist; (7) Sales monkey for home-sold industrial-strength cookware.