Jobs That Suck
Past gigs I'd just as soon forget: (1) Games attendant at the trashiest amusement park in Iowa; (2) Pizza delivery guy for a Pizza Hut in Cedar Falls; (3) Member of the housekeeping staff for a Hotel across the street from the trashiest amusement park in Iowa; (4) Cable television premium services TSR; (5) Magazine TSR for the salon industry; (6) Telemarketing sales verfication specialist; (7) Sales monkey for home-sold industrial-strength cookware.
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19 Comments
Anonymous
January 15th, 2003
at 11:11am
Just think, if it wasn't for those jobs would you be where you are today?
Anonymous
January 15th, 2003
at 11:43am
Telemarketing sales verfication specialist? Hm. What exactly does a telemarketing sales verfication specialist, um, verify? And why do they need a specialist to verify the, uh, verification? Er, wait. Verify the sale. Or, specialize the telemarketer with the verification of the sale. Nevermind.
Anonymous
January 15th, 2003
at 12:12pm
#8 Logistics Coordinator for a dying Internet Company. Having to explain to our suppliers and contractors that the check was in the mail while getting service out of them is always a sucky life.
Anonymous
January 15th, 2003
at 2:23pm
I am currently a Pizza Hut delivery guy/shift manager in Vandalia, Missouri. Small world, eh?
Anonymous
January 15th, 2003
at 5:05pm
Small world indeed; I grew up in Jesup, IA. I'll start watching CFH more often now, not just to feel smug about my Mac… :) best, M.
Anonymous
January 15th, 2003
at 5:53pm
You've paid your dues…
Anonymous
January 15th, 2003
at 6:38pm
Let me toss in a couple… 1)McDonald's burger flipper; 2)Wal-Mart Hardware/Paint monkey; 3) Factory drone 4)(soon to be former) Telemarketing Account Representative. Soooooo not proud of any.
Anonymous
January 15th, 2003
at 6:47pm
Don't you mean the “Trashiest” and ONLY amusement park in Iowa. That place needs some major fixing up. It hasn't changed in the past 20 years.
Anonymous
January 15th, 2003
at 7:21pm
I was a rides attendent at valleyfair family amusement park for 2 summers I know how bad that can be….
Anonymous
January 15th, 2003
at 9:11pm
Don't sweat it, Chris. Just remember that no matter what crumby job you've had in the past, someone's had it worse. And don't be ashamed of your past jobs, they're development! I'm no idiot, and I'm working fast food to get myself through college(though I don't eat the stuff they call “food”).
Anonymous
January 15th, 2003
at 11:06pm
How about kennel help for a pet store. Every morning getting there and pulling the pans from under the dog cages and cleaning them with hot water. I shiver when I think about it.
Anonymous
January 16th, 2003
at 1:03am
I've had: 1) Working as an architect's assistant (read: photocopying) 2) Working as a database manager (read: adding 5000 names and addresses to an MS Access database). My next placement is over 3 months during the Summer break - don't know what it'll be yet but I might end up on sales in PC World or something.
Anonymous
January 16th, 2003
at 5:00pm
Here's a good list
1) Working at Target
2) Red Lobster Hostess
3) Worked as a Tech Support/Programmer
4) Security Guard…ewh!
5) and the nice thing is I have 3 years IT experience
Anonymous
January 17th, 2003
at 9:32am
But honey, if you hadn't done #7, we wouldn't have the kickass cookware that we do today! :)
See, there's the silver lining. Or in the case of the cookware, silver/copper/nickel/stainless steel lining.
Anonymous
January 17th, 2003
at 12:20pm
Lake Okiboji's Amusement Park rules!
Anonymous
January 21st, 2003
at 11:57am
I agree with Blaine. It's the old “that which doesn't kill you, makes you stronger” belief. In this case, I think it gives you a different perspective or outlook on life. I know it did for me. I worked at a cybercafe where one of the bosses was a royal arshole, treated everyone worse than dirt. The amazing thing was that most of the people who worked their were amazing people, filled with potential and promise. Therefore, to this day I “never judge a book by it's cover”. People are complex individuals “inside” with abilities and interests that will often surprise you. Don't treat them like they are “spare parts” because of what you see on the “outside”.
Anonymous
March 5th, 2005
at 3:57am
Wanna **** job? Route sales rep for a uniform company is pretty rough. Ride around picking up filthy clothes for about 9,10 hrs, go back to branch and unload filthy *** clothes for 2 hrs, do paperwork for 1.5 hrs. Don't even ask what the pay was. yuk
Chochem
May 13th, 2007
at 10:09pm
Pizza Hut Driver! Quel Dommage!
I used to be a Driver, but I hear they pay insulting wages AND keep some of the delivery fee while you have to use your own vehicle!
Glad I worked for an independent!
PackOfLlamas
June 16th, 2007
at 7:52am
1) Taught Microsoft Office to children and senior citizens (the most lethal combination EVER) 2) Assistant Manager at Pizza Hut 3) Briefly dabbled with playground constuction and computer layouts until day three when I couldn’t take it anymore about hearing how many cokehead ***** this guy had coming to his house begging for drugs.
Well, I’m a Network Admin for Cisco now, so, I guess I survived, but the Pizza Hut job still gives me nightmares (like the classic College Nightmare). It made me so sad when we had to fire a hard working, substance free driver who worked for the company for 4 years just because his side burns were too long and he refused to shave them because of his religion, and yet, we had a few drunk cooks and servers getting away with coming to work trashed and being rude to other employees and STILL kept their jobs with slaps on the wrists. Fortunately for him, however, he is now working in computer repair, which has been a dream of his, and now makes about 20 an hour fixing computers and gets great benefits. I am glad things turned out alright for him.