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Chris Pirillo is addicted to rhymes, written in Helvetica or scribbled down in Times. Lockergnome.com is the way he makes his dimes. He’s been known to coddle lemons but much prefers the limes. Of all the numbers known to us, his favorites are the primes. A suburb of Des Moines is the city known as Grimes. When he’s forced to disconnect, his frustration level climbs. Of all the things he’s ever done, none were legal crimes. He’s also never ever met the girl named LeeAnn Rimes.
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7 Comments
Anonymous
August 2nd, 2004
at 1:10pm
When the blue brew is due to you and it's up to Stew to skew the Sioux, what kung-fu slew would screw the glue crew with the blue hue? Before I bid adieu, I must pass these notes through my kazoo and say thank you to Tatu, since without you my rhymes would fall through and it's taboo for my trousers to soak through due to few who screw to make me stick to the yue we woo with black bamboo and cheese fondue. Now let's review. That's thank you to Tatu without who I would eschew the View and have nothing to do. How would I renew my home brew blue brew I withdrew with an allen screw and a bowling shoe covered in a green hue of shampoo which shifted my entire world view to dark blue, allowing my luck to run through to what's now equal to the apple of Peru in literary review wrapped in chicken cordon blue who to you whose daily dew shew my pool cue what to do with the turkey stew served by judicial review on top of a kentucky blue kangaroo (made famous by Blink 182 who had the asiatic flu when flying out of DFW, even through they should have taken an outrigger canoe) who'd been sniffing airplane glue which didn't take kindly to the hullaballoo out of the blue. Not to over do it, but whew…
mgrace74
August 2nd, 2004
at 3:58pm
That's the silliest thing I've seen today, so I read it 100 times.
Anonymous
August 3rd, 2004
at 7:32am
Did you know that LeeAnn Rimes backwards is “semir nna eel”?
Ha! Ha!
* ahem *
Sorry.
Anonymous
August 3rd, 2004
at 7:37am
When the turds come tumbling out,
Hear me scream, hear me shout,
I can be heard for many miles
When I dump and I have piles.
–
Flatulence, it makes me laugh,
As gas escapes my rear.
Especially when I'm in the bath
Sound, stench and bubbles do appear.
Faltulence, in a quiet room,
It can be heard by everyone.
It sometimes makes a dreadful BOOM,
Or rasps or squeaks out of your bum.
Anonymous
August 3rd, 2004
at 9:27am
Some challenges:
How to tell someone that Madrid is mis-accentuated,
Or Nevada is mis-AY-uated,
That Muscatine rhymes with magazine and Keokuk rhymes with
WTF.
Anonymous
August 3rd, 2004
at 2:25pm
“legal crimes” = an oxymoron, surely?
Anonymous
August 4th, 2004
at 9:33am
Let's give it up for MC Pirillo…..
yea that was bad but it seemed appropriate at the time