Like millions of Americans, I opt to avoid NBC during the airing of Saturday Night Live. It's easier to skip lousy segments when you pre-record it on your PVR. “Weekend Update” is still my favorite – but that's not why I felt the need to bring up SNL this morning. Ashlee Simpson – busted. Ouch. The worst I ever had was some old guy shattering an Edison cylinder into a billion pieces and then uttering an obscenity. At least Ashlee (and her band) are sure to make it onto the next SNL DVD. They don't call it “Saturday Night Live” for nothing, folks.