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Last night, I hypothesized: “I think I know how to feed trolls.” This morning, I woke up having seen my conjecture completely validated. O'Reilly should have me write a book about it or something. This is free entertainment. Too bad I don't eat popcorn anymore. All people who eat popcorn are stupid.

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organic” section). I had some protein pellets a few minutes ago. This is not a snack for eating – this is a snack for laying down and avoiding. Related Content:The MunchiesEat Your Heart Out, RobynIt worked!Toothpaste Can Help You Lose WeightOh, Fudge!

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Popcorn smells like nasty ass feet. I am in the popcorn eaters are dumbshits camp.

I do not like the taste of popcorn but it is supposed to be healthy for you if you do not use butter.

I like the smell of popcorn though…in the movie theaters people are drawn to the smell. It smells better then it tastes.

I hate it because the stupid kernel stuff gets stuck in between your gums and your teeth.

hahahaha. Now you're feeding the trolls popcorn…lmao

Hey, popcorn is expensive. Plus when you're a nerd with your braces it gets stuck in your teeth.
If you wanna watch trolls being fed head to Slashdot.

Is he ever gong to tell us where he works now? I know that it really is none of our business. But, alot of people said it was with TV. Seems if his moved. Are the two weeks up yet? I don't think he reads his comments. Well, I don't think I would if I got so many. But, that is alright. I don't mean to make anyone mad.

It Worked? Oh so you were trying to get the flames brewing… I get it… Kind of like the guy who is walking down the street and trips over his own foot then starts to jog in hopes of playing it off. “I meant to do that�, that’s what you’re saying right Chris? It was an elaborate two day long plot to bring out the “Trolls�. Say, have you ever been trolling for fish? That is when you throw your line out the back of the boat and drive it around the lake (troll around) in hopes of getting a bite. By your own admittance, you are the Troll in this case aren’t you? At any rate … way to brush it off. Now it is back to our regularly scheduled “reviews� of “products� that advertise on your website and the never ending ranting about the wonders of XML. Hey I heard you can do more with XML than just make your blog available for reading with a news aggregator. I guess that would be over your readership’s collective head? Or just yours?

hmmm. visiting your blog and contributing a point of view is “trolling”??? maybe i'm a bit confused, but what is the point in having your readers jot down there feedback if your going to stomp your feet and complain when they say something you may not agree with. i've already said it once but maybe you didn't here me….
*remove the option that allows readers to give feedback* that would be a much more dignified way of skirting around this whole issue.
Very sad pirillo. we expected a little more maturity out of you. your true colors are really starting to show now.

Chris didn't ya mama tell you NEVER FEED THE TROLLS! They'll just hang around and start stinkin' up the place. Then you have to go getcha shotgun n' put 'em outta their misery.

Chris I really used to like you when you worked for TecvTV. You were always in a good mood but now you're just a plain asshole to people like me who post responses, like this one, that you don't like. If you want to bitch and complain that's fine but don't do it to the people who actually visit your page and take the time to read this CRAP.

Exactly. Look at it this way. If he wants to be a self righteous jerk, let him. I can see why TechTV no longer needed his services. He was once good for information now he is just a bitter ex employee who thinks he is worth more than anyone else. True colors show a lot, and on that note I am out of here.

Would something like 'f34r my l33t p0pc0rn 34ting ski11z' impress you? ;)

there are many reasons why he is no longer with tech tv.. im actually suprised they haven't leaked out yet.

The leading one among them is that he left on his own terms.

ubergeek. So spill the news if you know

Out of curiosity I Googled around to see what the heck a “troll” is anyway. It seems that there is a fairly consistent definition of “one who deliberately posts an incorrect or inflamatory statement to attract the ire of newbies and flamers”. If that is the case, who is the troll here and who is the trollee? :)

if you make a statement on a journal, blog or any other type of public forum and you give your readers the ability to post there comments/opinions, you should be aware that the response you get may not always be favorable. everyone has an opinion. chris you of all people should know this. ofcourse now, after having read your post today, it appears that your intentions were strictly to stir the pot a bit. yeah, im sorry i don't buy that.
i really am concerned that your situation is begining to snow ball.

Did somebody call me?

a question not related to pop-corn :
What happend with the comments of your photo blog? It was much more tasty with comments!

Now I know why you were jammed in a locker as a kid and didnt have the balls to fight back.Looks like Gnomedex might get alittle smaller next year.Oh,I just added lockergnome's newsletter to my spam list(he he).

I don't care about the past. I want to know about his future. I want to know what he is doing now. I don't think he is ever going to tell us. But, again it really his none of our business. But still…..

Chris is not blocking the morons for some reason. Smelting or purifying his blog for something… he's up to something.

::entering TROLL mode::
I am NOT stupid and I LOVE popcorn!! YOU are stupid for saying I am stupid for eating popcorn!!! People who dont eat popcorn.. are the UNluckiest people in the world!! That's what Barbra Streisand says and I worship at her altar. You should do the same!!
::exit TROLL mode::
hehehehehe kiddin' with ya. ;-)

Stupid people eat popcorn? Einstein loved popcorn! I think the 'gnome' is losin't it.

I'm sorry I don't mean to make the people mad from what I said. Geez people go eat some popcorn.

Chris what is going on with you? I've been following you for a couple of years now, but you seem bitter lately.

To Tom Bridge: do you really believe he left TechTV on his own terms?

I prefer milk.
(No it has absolutely nothing to do with anything, especially in the Blog. I felt some attempt at levity was in order. If this failed at that attempt, then, by all means, flame away.)

Chris has long been a total jerk. I enjoyed Lockergnome for many years, but then Chris changed. No need for excuses. We all deal with trolls, spam and stupid people. His ego I can do without. But his knowledge about blogging, RSS, etc is still useful no matter what his attitude is.

Cripes I didn't expect this kind of arguing on C's blog. I have been reading Lockergnome for 4 years, and have corresponded with Chris numerous times. He IS a nice guy. I can't believe y'all are dumping on him just because you disagree with a few of his comments. This is HIS blog, and though you do have the right to your own opinions, please go piss on your own lawns.

He quit. I heard it from a source at TTV.
I assume* he wasn't getting paid the “bling bling” that others were.
*You know what they say when you assume things….
Anyway, it's really none of our business. I know I wouldn't want to talk about why I left a job unless I was really bitter/angry.
I'm sure Chris is just having a bad month.

Wiley Publishing is a more appropriate choice for your book. The title 'Trollling for Dummies' is available.
Go eat some popcorn, you knuckleheads.

Hey Guys, why all of the fuss? I know from experience that Chris is a nice guy. My roomate talks to Chris using iChat fairly often and he is a good guy. So I suggest you leave him alone.

There are times when we all feel a bit off or down. Most of the time, that's when you get to know who your friends really are. Those who understand you and are patient with you.
Although, we all are not really acquainted with each other, why not give everyone room to breath and vent out frustrations and what not.
Tomorrow or a few days after this, we all can laugh about it. Probably Chris just lost one of his GBK Cards or something.

All I'm going to say is that I believe Chris left of his own free will, but I believe there was tension that he couldn't deal with. He was always wound up as it was, but in watching CFH AND TSS religiously, I always felt there was some tension between Cat Schwartz and Chris. Plus I am sure Chris didn't get brownie points on the times he would call over to the TSS set with his “I know more than you do” attitude and correct something they made a comment on. Nobody is perfect, even Chris Pirillo. He's OK, but he's not perfect.

ubergeek: get your own damn bulletin board. whiner.

How dare you say people who eat popcorn are stupid?!?!? Who do you think you are?!?!?! ;)

Lets take it up a notch. All people that eat popcorn at the movies are stupid!

Wow Chris you are such a smart and powerful guy. Your “hypothesis” is correct… all you have to do is make a blanket statement and all of your readers (me included now) hop-too and post at your whim (in fine troll fashion). Now you have our attention why don't you say something worthwhile. It must feel good to be on top.

I think the phrase you're looking for is: “YHBT. YHL. HAND.” *g*

I find it amusing that people comment negatively about what someone else puts on THEIR blog. If you don't like what Chris has to say then go read someone elses blog. No one forced you to be here. Can't you even see that maybe he just makes comments like to see who the true stupid people are by the way they react? Take your damn popcorn stuck in your teeth with you too as you leave! I hate the crap too.

Chris IS a good guy. :) I like to kid around with him. ;-) Altho I shall forever hold bitterness in my heart over this whole popcorn deal. ;p hehehe

Oh Yeah? Signed: The Amalgimated Popcorn Eaters Local 451

I'll help you decide which is more pathetic. You posting on here when you obviously don't know what the hell you are talking about. What have you done with your life, mark1999@yahoo.com? It's one thing to disagree with Chris Pirillo, but what you posted makes you an a$$hole. Grow up.

…oh and Mark, what successful TV show and newsletters are you a part of?

Seems like I struck a nerve. Sounds like you need some ego stroking. Leave the basement and find a woman.

He's right, you know

ozmodiar,”he's right, you know.” lol
I like it when people “threaten” Chris by saying they're never going to visit his site again, or they're puting his site on their spam list. Yeah Frank, i'm sure Chris really gives a fuck if you're going to put his site on your spam list. You, ubergeek, and Katherine need to get over yourselves.

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