Some people think that it’s an affront to the institution of Christmas (and overall holidays) to begin getting into the season’s spirit before Thanksgiving, but c’mon. I’ve got a nutcracker and I’m not afraid to use it.
Do you get excited about the upcoming holidays? Christmas, Advent, Saint Nicholas’ Day, Bodhi Day, Saint Lucy’s Day, Winter Solstice, Soyal, Yalda, Hanukkah, Mo-draniht, Saturnalia, Pancha Ganapati, Christmas Eve, Dies Natalis Solis Invicti, Yule, Anastasia of Sirmium Feast Day, Malkh, Boxing Day, Kwanzaa, Saint Stephen’s Day, Saint John the Evangelist’s Day, Holy Innocents’ Day, Saint Sylvester’s Day, Watch Night, New Year’s Eve, and Hogmanay… oh, and Festivus (for the rest of us!) will soon be upon us. Isn’t it a good idea to be prepared?