True story: Tantek (who uses HyperCard to publish his blog) spent most of the evening admiring Gretchen's mojito. Which, I have to admit, looked mighty tasty. So lush, so minty, so laden with alcohol. What a drink! Why, had we not passed Stinkbob Juicepants on the street earlier, dinner conversation would have remained somewhat civilized. Dessert was topped with my wife's innocent exclamation: “I was expecting it to be about one inch longer.” As were we all, my dear. And whichever viewer voted for my “bloob” today, I'd like to thank you from the bottom of my heart. All your bloggies are belong to me. We came home only to discover that a dog (either Sprocket or Bruno) doused G's X-Files collection with their own liquid symphony.