I’m Not Your Only Friend

Do you have a blue canary in the outlet by the light switch who watches over you?

I do! Or at least I did until Diana moved him (or her — we’ve not yet determined the gender of said glowing plastic avian). Not to put too fine a point on it, but there are right places and wrong places for things. A blue canary not residing in the outlet by the light switch is in a decidedly precarious place, and there’s no telling what misfortunes might befall a bird in the wrong part of the house where vigilant hounds patrol in search of adventure.

Ah, well. Diana’s the only bee in my bonnet, so I suppose she gets a pass. What it really tells me is that she’s in dire need of undergoing a They Might Be Giants marathon for the purposes of full indoctrination. Then we’ll see if the canary goes missing again…

I'm Not Your Only Friend

One thought on “I’m Not Your Only Friend”

  1. Ever heard of Happy Wife, Happy Life? If she thinks its ugly and puts it in a drawer or puts it in a socket in the kitchen nook or even the garage, let it be. Trying to prove you are “right” because of a song she doesn’t know will make you “wrong” in the long term. You moved it in the video after she said it was pretty-er. Its her house too – let her make it a home.

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