I'm No Superman
Did I just hear them advertising “Magic Rattle Poo” on TV?! I think they were referring to the tubby little cubby all stuffed with fluffy. Anyway, I thought you might benefit from the advice that Robyn sent at 10:30 this morning: “(1) Do not. I repeat. Do not watch Oprah. Sure it starts innocently enough. What could the harm be in just one quick episode about decorating on a budget? Bad idea. It's a trap. Ruuuuuuuun! Before you know it, you'll have Oprah and Dr. Phil on simultaneously in picture-in-picture. (2) Only one bag of chips a week. Trust me on this. Do not eat while staring at the monitor, or you'll be down to tiny chip slivers before you even finish the front page of CNN – and won't remember how you got there. (3) No reality TV unless monitored by the employed. (4) TLC is right out, unless watching 'Trading Spaces' or 'While You Were Out.' (5) MTV is not the same channel it was when we were in college. “Beavis and Butthead” were canceled.” To tell you the truth, I kept quite busy – and tomorrow will be just as jam-packed with fun. I plan on walking around the house in my underwear. I may “accidently” leave the Webcam on. Gotta watch tonight's Scrubs now.




