I'm No Superman

Maybe you could Gnome Oprah?

Oh yeah,I'll make sure to stay turned for that one ;)

“When Animals Attack” is often quite interesting. Much better than “When Good Pets Go Bad”.

Wow! I won't miss THAT Chris!!!:P

when you get down.. just fill a room with balloons and blast Nina!
here's another tip – remember those around you still have a nose and make sure to shower and change your socks every day. :)

Scrubs on Friday? I thought it was on Thursday nights. Oh well.
When I'm not tuned into TechTV, CNN, FoxNews, I'm usually tuned in to Comedy Central at work. :) You've got The Man Show, Trigger Happy TV, South Park, Crank Yankers, The Daily Show and Insomniac. Just a bunch of good shows that give you a good kick in the nuts and makes you laugh.

BTW Your Dad called. You are NOT moving back home. :-)

Hey Chris
Well all i wanted to say is that im going to miss you on C4H I like the way you made up the jokesI hope you can write me back and keep me as a pen pal ok lol but if you cant just drop a Hi to me and it will be cool ^_^ Well i hope you read this ok and good look on what lies ahead of you ok your #1 fan
CHRIS
AKA KOJI!!

im sorry i ment luck not look lol

Hey, that Tech TV is kinda addictive, too. They got a new guy on Call for Help, though. I liked the old geek better. ;p

Ohh, so NOW you get around to watching TV. Yeah. That pretty much sums it all up. Why do I have the feeling that your webcam will be veryyyyyyy scary from now on?

hey wait, when did chris turn into that fat bastard from screen savers?

The other day, i fell asleep watching the news at noon. And when i woke up, it was opera! Tell me that wouldn't suck waking up to Opera and her sisters.

Scrubs rules. Last nights was pretty damn funny.
Hmm should I crap before I life weights or after…?

im moving in a month and wont have techtv anymore. oh well, ill still have rally racing on the speed channel.

well i started watching call for help last year and chirs used to scared the sh*t out of me b/c i never saw a person act so crazy on a show. im just shock that he is gone please come back leo sucks ( sorry leo ) but cat is kool and pretty to lol. so form the bottom of my heart i hope things work out for you. ur #1 in my book. well i have to go dragon ball z is on. web page coming soon

Chris,I am totally bummed, I will miss you on C4H. I don't know if I can watch it from now on.

Hi Chris, just wanted to let you know that I really enjoyed Tech TV until yesterday. I even had a habit of taping them as my own personal archive. Well, no longer. I first tuned in when Leo was writing his book and Martin was subbing for him. Those shows were way more entertaining. I really like the way you were always “wound up” when you were on the show. It was always a real pick-me-up. I still may tune in to the show. (Brett's free files are always entertaining! lol) 73's geek(ask your grandpa). Fare thee well.

Am I exempt from Robyn's strictures if I'm home sick? Well, I'll watch Oprah before I watch CFH now.

stay away from “daytime programming”. it taints your soul. but TNT's “primetime in the daytime” is pretty dangerous, cos it sucks you in.

Is it me or is the whole Lockergnome server runnin ssssllllooooowwwww for the past few days?

Oprahs bad mmmmk….Dr. Phil is the devil mmmmk….Scrubs is good mmmk

Dude, I didnt know you were gonna go through with it. Tidey Whiteys are on the cam! Makes me wanna put a black tape over the bulge. Hot dogs for lunch will be the thing of the past for me.

Last night's Scrubs was AWESOME.
Elliot in that naughty nurse outfit? Maaaaaan.

Dude!!! ok, so I know you said you would….but really…if you have to run around in your tighty whities, dont stand like this please…
http://www.execulink.com/~skubik/Pics/spongechrisnopants.jpeg
…now if you wanna do some Hulk Hogan type posing then let me now…I need a new walpaper

Now let's see you do the housework.

Chris you fag, stop wearing your wife's panties and showing your little dick

Chris, put some damn pants on!

OMG! You really did it!

I just watched last night's Scrubs maybe half an hour ago. That is one entertaining show!
And dude! Put some pants on! I did NOT need to see that!

Wooohuuu! Go Chris!:)

Now I know what you meant by wednesday's comment, you're movin' on up to do a porn site.

Aahhhh, put some pants on. If being fired makes you do weird things. I hope I have my job for a while.

Just something to remember a Corporation has no conscience, no feelings, and no reason to care. It is not human. Time, devotion, and service mean nothing to “it”.

PANTS – GOOOOOOOD!!!

Dude, you need to get a job ASAP. The last thing I need to see is the gnome package thrust toward the cam with just a think layer of cotton between the little gnome and the rest of the world. My God! Think of the children!!

Who needs a job when you can sit around computers and watch TV all day? I'm not talking about Chris. ;)

Let's see…thread topic is “I'm no Superman”…Chris is in his underware. Any connections? You tell me. LOL

No more CFH for me..they should have canned leo and put U on TSS..now we will have to here about his book on CFH..Marty's gone..Morgan's leaving..If they get rid of Patrick and Megan i'm done with techTV for good..
Just remember…THEY CALLED YOU ABOUT THE JOB..U can always start a new webpage and TTV can be your first customer..U can call it RENT MY A**.

Oh GOD! The cam image! Oh LORD NO! Dude! Tighty Whities is one thing… knee up on the chair while you look at the monitor is another.. Oh LORD! Now I have to wash out my eyes with bleach..
The horror.. the horror..
*shudder*

Woo-hoo! Happy Almost Naked Webcam Party!! Anyone else…? hee hee hee

Chris, It just isn't the same without you ;-(

Now that's personal irony. I was let go a couple of weeks ago, and my days started (very rapidly) to consist of Trading Spaces, While You Were Out, The Screensavers, and… Call For Help.

Just stay away from the home help shows. That's where you get ideas, and ideas mean spending money you don't have. Personally, I recommend getting hooked on one or two soaps — no more than two hours of brainless TV a day. (General Hospital is a good one.) I listen to lots and lots of music. (I've been jobless for just over six months now.) I hope things look up for you more sooner than later, Chris. Best of luck.