I'm Gonna be a LifeGem

I kid you not…

The LifeGem is a certified, high-quality diamond created from the carbon of your loved one as a memorial to their unique life. The LifeGem diamond provides a way to embrace your loved one's memory day by day. The LifeGem is the most unique and timeless memorial available for creating a testimony to their unique life. Your LifeGem memorial will offer comfort and support when and where you need it, and provide a lasting memory that endures just as a diamond does. Forever.

Dude, this is the plan for me. It won't be cheap, but I'd just as soon be an heirloom than a rotting corpse six feet under. Creepy, but pretty. Pretty, but creepy. Seriously.

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