If I Were Noah Webster

These aren't Sniglets; they're new definitions for a new world. PINOCHLE: the finger that inadvertently gets drenched in urine as you zip up when you think you're finished at the urinal; CAMPAIGN: cheap bubbly; STUPID: a sysadmin's dinner process identification; GENERATED: the act of dating oneself through an obscure pop culture reference that's at least twenty years old; CATEGORY: feline roadkill; REPORT: drinking wine from a bottle that's been previously opened; MIGRATE: the headache one gets after laughing too hard for too long; IMPORT: a significant thought that's incomplete; SUPPLIES: an unexpected Engrish event. Am I missing anything?

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