We just watched the Little People of America storm 16th with their chant: “Hell no – we won't grow!” They were followed shortly by the Bay Area League of Women Menstruators, who could be heard chanting: “Hell no – we won't flow!” Naturally, they were only copying the Crackheads of North America, who were screaming: “Hell no – we want blow!” They were joined by the Naked Old People with Alzheimer's of Marin County: “Hell, we can't remember the words but we hope they serve peach cobbler tonight!” If you think I'm being silly, you apparently haven't heard about the first known civilian death. Tell me, what did that bridge ever do to you?! Stupid people are turning this tragedy into a comedy. To protest the protesters, Gretchen and I have decided to stay home for the night. We might even liberate our underwear in a few minutes. UPDATE: Mexican Lesbians have now joined the fray. [Via BuzzMachine]