I See Geek People
I was looking for something a few minutes ago and… well, the results speak for themselves. Do a search for anything on Amazon.com – and they'll tell you where to find it. “See 'the finest breast' on Page 3 of the menu at Cafe Starbucks.” / “See 'my wife' on Page 53 of Things You Never Knew Existed.” / “See 'baby batter' on Page 149 of Macgill Discount School Nurse Supplies.” / See 'colored farts' on Index 3 of Source Equipment.” / “See 'your mom' on Page 105 of Dressler's Dog Supplies-All Breed Dog Specialty.” / “See 'your pubic hair' on Page 18 of Herbal Healer Academy Natural Medicine Supply.” / “See 'horny protozoa' on Page 88 of American 3B Scientific 2002 mail-order catalog.” / “See 'someone happier than me' on Page 5 of Boltz Steel Furniture-Steel Style.” What do YOU see?
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8 Comments
Anonymous
March 16th, 2003
at 12:34am
Huh? It's kinda funny though…
Morever, i do agree than you can find sorts of “geeky” information from amazon.com
Anonymous
March 16th, 2003
at 12:48am
Amazon.com is a haven for any fanatic of anything. My fave, Horny Prtozoa on page 88.
Anonymous
March 16th, 2003
at 1:02am
I wonder what Google says for all those things… WHOA! I don't even want to think about it.
Anonymous
March 16th, 2003
at 8:57am
This was acually quite funny.
Anonymous
March 16th, 2003
at 8:57am
Oh, I havent dropped in yet to say, Nice hair, love it.
Anonymous
March 16th, 2003
at 4:41pm
This has nothing to do with this topic, but I must say one of the funniest things I ever say on TV was during the live Call for Help a Thon. That guy with the old storage items … when he dropped and broke the 90+ year old record and said … on live TV … “shit”. I was howling. I thought it was a joke at first, but it wasn't.
Great TV. I wish I had taped it.
Anonymous
March 16th, 2003
at 7:50pm
if i wasn't at school, i'd probably be doing weird things like that. woohoo, i'm not a lurker anymore!! (i apoligize for my weirdness)
Anonymous
March 17th, 2003
at 7:18am
What do I see? I do see blog sites everywhere. Our cable provider took out Techtv channel last year. Not good for me. Internet is here anyway.