I saw Mommy reading Lockergnome
through a wreath of RSS last night.
She didn't want to sleep,
the links were oh-so-deep.
Her screen was overcome with Chris Pirillo's freakin' [BLEEP].

Then, I saw mommy clicking Lockergnome.
Everybody's goin' to the site!
What a laugh it would have been
if Daddy had only seen
Mommy renting Chris's chest last night!

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