Toot, toot! All aboard for Pirillo Vlog 387!
Step away from the comment button, haters, or the mustache gets it!
And by “it” I mean a whole bunch of Miracle-Gro. Like I’m just going to douse the sucker, cross my fingers, and grow it in nice and thick. I may even hire one of those horticulturist guys who shapes the flora at Disney World into fauna to have a whack at it.
What fine friends from the animal kingdom would look the most magnificent over my proudly sprouted, stiff upper lip? Here are some ideas:
- The noble walrus
- The gentle zebra
- The sturdy water buffalo
- The majestic moose
- The streamlined cheetah
- The graceful gazelle
- The rock lobster
- The North American Ron Burgundy
In any case, it’s my hot chia face and I do what I want! For those of you who agree that I should let my mustache flow freely, I mustache you a question: do you have any ideas about how I should shape it?