I had forgotten about this stupid little tune that I recorded a few years ago, after hearing some folks complain about paying for anything online. Kinda upset me, so I tried to send a message in parody – based on Eye of the Tiger, it's I 0wn the Software. A recent dinner discussion sent me on a wild goose chase, but I finally found what it was I sang (horribly). What can't you do with MIDI, a cheap microphone, and nothing but too much *CLAP CLAP* time on your hands? Ponzi would never let me do this nowadays, as she hates when I sing – and she can't stand the music-box sound of MIDI. Okay, so maybe I should stick to typing.