In Pirillo Vlog 473, we learn how to throw a Star Wars party properly, like!
It was a period of peace in the Galaxy. Decades had passed since the birth of the most revered Contessa Diana. Her mission to willfully ignore Star Wars for her entire existence on Planet Earth was bold and brave, but very misguided.
Lacking an understanding of countless pop culture references, Diana found herself constantly confused by her husband, Darth Nerdor. He finally sought to turn her on…
…to Star Wars.
But first, Star Wars party favors would have to be procured.