How to Get a Computer
About a week ago, I announced our part in the HP Magic Giveaway. HP and Microsoft are asking you to consider giving the magic of HP and Windows. All winners are encouraged to “pay it forward” by giving the gift of magic themselves. Why keep all of these great items under one roof? Finally today, our contest begins! Our contest begins today, December 4th, and the winner will be chosen on December 10th. We’ve come up with what we feel will be a fun and interesting way to enter… so here are your rules!
- Be registered on Geeks. Be sure to include your profile link in your submission.
- Write an original how-to, what-is, or top-five article on ANY subject. You’ll submit your entry through my contact page. Submissions should be made ready to be pasted into a new entry on this very blog. Use HTML sparingly.
- The work must be at least 500 words long, with proper punctuation, grammar, usage, spelling. Remember your PUGS.
- Articles will not be accepted if they require editing, so have someone you trust proofread for you first!
- Whichever post gets the most comments by December 10th at 10pm CST is the winner. Submissions will be taken all the way through that day.
- Insipid, short, pointless comments, as always, will be deleted.
- Get people to comment on your article, but spamming will not be tolerated.
- Plagiarists will be flagged and automatically disqualified from any future contests we run here.
- Participants can be of any age, but must be residents of planet Earth.
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So, if you are the winner, what do you receive? All sorts of goodies! Just take a look at this list:
- HP TouchSmart IQ816 PC
- HP HDX 18 series Premium Notebook PC
- HP MediaSmart Connect
- HP Pavilion dv4 series Entertainment Notebook PC (with Windows Live)
- HP Mini 1000 (with XP)
- HP Photosmart C6380 Wireless AIO
- HP 564 Photo Value Pack
- Microsoft Office Home and Student Edition 2007
I sincerely hope our winner will abide by the spirit of the HP Dream by paying it forward, in the form of sharing a portion of their prize with others. To keep track of entries, simply watch the information category of posts. I’ll also keep a running list here (updated every day or so):
- How to Improve Your Writing
- How to Turn Your Mac Into a Geek Control Center
- What Is a Remote Control Extender?
- How to Make Money by Being Creative
- How to Teach Programming to Kids
- How to Harness the Power of Wellnes Journal
- How to Tell If Your Date Is a Potential Train Wreck
- How to Protect Yourself from Scams
- Holiday Lighting Safety Tips
- The Top 5 Reasons I Volunteer
- Five Geeky Ways to Give Back to the World, Even if You’re Broke
- How to Spread Christmas Cheer During Wartime
- How to Be a Better Car Owner
- Five Ways to Survive the Current Financial Crisis
- Gifts for Geeks Under $100
- How to Write an Informative Product Review
- The Best Religions on Planet Earth
- The Government is Wiretapping Your Phone and Email and Most of You Don’t Care
- My Personal Personal Computer History
- Tips for Getting, and Keeping, That Super Geeky Girl
- Charlene Wroblewski’s Favorite Web Sites
- Tips for Dealing With Inexperienced Computer Users
- When Do Personal Blogs Get Too Personal?
- How to Make a Perfect Grilled Cheese Sandwich
- How to Fix a Laptop LCD Screen
- Five Ways to Earn $100
- Top Ten Cases for Gaming
- Top Five Most Insane Freeware Games
- Ubuntu How-to
- Are you scared to make the Mac move?
- How to Turn your PSP into a Wireless Digital Photo Frame
- Five reasons to join an online community
- Does Computer Crime Affect You?
- Are You a Part of the Apple Revolution?
- Ways Princess Diana Changed the World for the Better
- How to Ignore the Americans with Disabilities Act
- Reasons to use the USPS for Your Shipping Needs
- Five Reasons to Purchase an iPod
- How not to Reuse a Windows ME Laptop
- Is Your Network Secure?
- Should We Give Anti-Depressants to Adolescents and Teens?
- Reasons why Religion is Unbelievable
- How to Win Free Stuff Online
- Windows Vista is a Better Choice than Linux
- Are You an Introvert - or an Extrovert?
- What Firefox Add-Ons can Spice up Your Browser?
- How can You Secure Your Wireless Home Network?
- Creative Thinking - Think Creatively!
- Top Five Ways to Prevent Phishing
- How to Purchase a Fresh-Cut Christmas Tree
- Things You Should Know When Calling 911
- How Many LCD Monitors do You Need?
- Why I’m Switching from iPod to Zune
- Top Five Reasons to Love Compiz Fusion in Linux
- How to Make Picture-Perfect Photos
- Can a Chicken Run Around with its Head cut Off?
- How to Get People to Comment on your Blog Posts
- What to Consider when Building Your Own System
- How to Geek Out Your Holiday
- Is Religious Faith Important in Modern Society?
- How to Produce a Successful Video Shoot
- Has Social Media Changed Human Beings?
- How to Make an iPod Video Ad
- What is the Best Remote-Assistance Program?
- How Chris Pirillo Changed the Internet Community
- How to Teach Your Cat to Shake Hands, Bust a Move, and Pick a Treat in Less than an Hour
- Where to Look for Unique Photos
- How to Save a Life
- How to Survive Being an Assistant to a Porn Star
- How to Speak with a CSR / Customer Service Representative
- How to Make a GOOD Top 5 List
- Top 5 Intel Processors
- The Best Christmas Music CDs You Need to Buy
- Things to Consider When Building Your Own PC
- Five Tips in Making a Visually Accessible Website
- How To Take A Year Off And Travel The Country For Only $180 Using Social Media
- What Should the Price of Fuel Be at the Pump?
- The Most Notable Obsolete Computer Platforms
- Top Physician Recommended Health Sites on the Web
- Have File Sharing Networks Compromised Morality?
- How We Collaborate Today
- How to Raise Kids and Propagate the Geek Species 201
- How to Get Started with Dungeons & Dragons
- How to Keep Your Mac Safe, Clean, and Organized
- How to Find Your “How To” Topic
- How to Save Money and Still Eat Well
- Crime and Punishment in the NFL?
- What is the Gamer’s Bill of Rights?
- What is Synergy?
- What is Motivation?
- What is Brand Loyalty?
- What Do Geeks Want for Gifts?
- What are the Myths of Marketing?
- What are the Funniest Videos on YouTube?
- What are the Best Energy Drinks?
- Top Five Free Windows Software Titles
- Top Five Chris Pirillo Videos
- Top Five Butt-Kicking Female Hotties
- Top 5 Shooters for Xbox 360
- Top 5 Bargain Video Games For Christmas
- To Be or Not to Be: Politically Correct
- The Keys to a Happier Life
- Is Offshore Oil Drilling a Good or Bad Idea?
- Is Microsoft Windows Security a Myth?
- How to Write a How to Guide
- How to Use Chat Room Etiquette
- How to Be a Happy Person
- Finding the Right Christmas Gift
- Do You Play Word Games Like Scrabble
- A Quick Way to Save Your Marriage in Three Easy Steps
- A Basic Guide to Healthy, Happy Turtles
- YouTube Help and Advice
- Where is Technology Headed?
- What’s Your Favorite Remote Desktop Program?
- What is XC? Cross Country!
- What is PSP Homebrew?
- What is Geocaching?
- What is Capitalism?
- What is a Geek? What is a Nerd?
- What Geeks Want for Christmas
- What Do You See When You See Me?
- Top Five Tips on Relieving Homework Stress
- Top Five Movie Scenes
- Top 5 Reasons to Use Evernote
- Top 5 Reasons to Switch to OS X
- Tips for Taking Pictures of Small Plastic Things (for the Amateur Photographer)
- Tips for Safe Winter Driving
- Tips For Finding Loose Change
- Things to Remember When Calling Tech Support
- Ten Steps to Building Your First Computer
- Star Wars Prequels vs. the Original Trilogy
- How to Transition to an iPhone With Ease
- How to Take Care of Your Notebook Computer
- How to Start a Successful Live Internet Video Show
- How to Spread Holiday Cheer
- How to Set Up Your Own Domain Name
- How to Set up an FTP Server
- How to Relieve Stress
- How to Record Anything through your Computer Speakers
- How to Prank Telemarketers
- How to NOT be “Just a…”
- How to Make Money With Web Design
- How To Go Back In Time
- How to Cook Ramen
- How to Buy a Computer for Christmas
- How to Apply to Graduate School in the U.S.
- How Geeks Can Make Money from Video Jobs
- Five Things to Transform an Old Computer Into
- Five Important Tips on Building a PC
- Chris Pirillo’s Top Off-topic Videos
- What is The FCC’s Free Internet Plan?
- What is Intel’s Core i7?
- Top 5 Windows Vista Security Tips
- The Top Ten Ways to Win a Writing Contest
- Reasons to Have a Second Monitor
- Internet Karate - Defending Your PC Against Malware
- How To Set Up Email On iPod Touch or iPhone
- How to Fix Your iTunes Library
- Five Ways to Be a Better Friend









44 Comments
JoelP
December 3rd, 2008
at 8:18pm
I’m going to enter this contest. I will try really hard on this one. ;) Thank you so much Chris for making this contest available to all of your community and making it simple to enter.
Cheers to that!
~Joelp
Flimmer Skjerm
December 3rd, 2008
at 8:48pm
Well, the compition itself represents a great opportunity for everybody involved. You will manage to get content for this site for free, while the participants will get some fun and excitement as part of the package - regardless of them winning or not.
I suspect however it will be difficult to avoid spam in forums and on mails. Sadly it is not necessarily the best written or most interesting articles that catches the eyes of the opinion.
Anyway - I, for one, am looking forward to see the result of this competition. This might be a good way of attracting even more good bloggers to this site.
May the best author win!
Michael N
December 3rd, 2008
at 10:49pm
This is really great of you to do this Chris, Thank you so much, I will try my very best to win.
I’m a very good writer and i shouldn’t have to much of a hard time try but best of luck to all and HAPPY HOLIDAYS!
Your Truly,
Michael N.
GeekOfComedy
December 4th, 2008
at 12:56am
I will totally enter this. Its an awesome give way the only doubt I have is can anyone outside the US enter? I’m putting my hopes on yes as you didn’t mention this inside the video but a answer to confirm this would be nice.
Sushruta
December 4th, 2008
at 2:47am
Please let me know if you find my article useful.Thanks.
Link:- http://geeks.pirillo.com/profiles/blogs/microsoft-windows-vista
k4rbn83d
December 4th, 2008
at 4:05am
Oh great. Another popularity contest where the person with the most friends wins. How about a contest where the content is rated by the peers? Or just give to a random user. There will be spamming. There will be dishonesty for sure on this one. *sigh*
Kyle Teachman
December 4th, 2008
at 4:37am
Another great giveaway Chris! If I didn’t have a laptop already, I would enter…
nik
December 4th, 2008
at 7:17am
great contest Chris.I always wanted to write this someday,but never saw the opportunity for it.I am writing about something that might be a bit hard to swallow, but I think it’s mostly true.Hope to see some good creative writing.
Oh and Chris, thank you for opening it to the whole world.
Best wishes from Slovenia.
Ron Starusnak
December 4th, 2008
at 7:41am
I’ve entered but your rules weren’t very clear on how to submit. I have emailed you multiple times haha. Sorry Cris.
Ron Starusnak
December 4th, 2008
at 7:42am
Chris [my h key is broken.]
Marcus
December 4th, 2008
at 7:51am
I posted my guide to Digsby and emailed it to Chris.
Check it out in my blog and let me know what you think.
Marcus
December 4th, 2008
at 7:52am
The link is:
http://geeks.pirillo.com/profiles/blogs/my-guide-to-digsby
Joel K.
December 4th, 2008
at 8:29am
How exactly do we submit the blog? I’m confused
Shaun Akerman
December 4th, 2008
at 10:30am
I must win! Hehe good luck everyone!
CiberPrensa - Web 2.0, Web 3.0, Blogs, Redes Sociales, Nuevos Medios, Actualidad y Tecnología
December 4th, 2008
at 10:46am
también participar en el resto de blogs que ofrecen estos fantásticos regalos a lo ancho del mundo. Entre ayer y hoy han lanzado ya su concurso los siguientes: Down to Earth Mama moosh in indy Erwin Ried Carlos Alberto Geeks to go Gear DiaryGeeks!Como ves, por oportunidades que no quede
Sage Naumann
December 4th, 2008
at 11:24am
Yes, I agree. (Third post! Yea!)
It is a way to get all the geeks together to compete for like, 3 computers, plus more!
I am so excited. Although, if he split up the contest (Gave away each thing separately), I would like that more. Higher probability of winning.
I just sent my article, I hope I win!
Sn0vv
December 4th, 2008
at 2:09pm
I think the whole “get the most comments” idea is always a fail, and will cause alot of trouble. But as for the Idea itself its Great…unfortunatly any article I submit would not be of any interest to the fanbase that is into blogs nor the age group.
nanciesweb
December 4th, 2008
at 3:28pm
If anyone gets tired of counting works, this might help:
Word count Tool
I have 96 more words to go!
Alex
December 4th, 2008
at 3:28pm
Well, I have entered this giveaway. I’d like to make an advance congratulations to whoever wins this grand prize! I know that every entry counts, I can’t wait to read a lot of them! I wish I could comment on each and every one of the ones I find interesting!
The chances of winning are by how many people you told to comment (excluding spammed/blackmailed comments) and the overall comments over the total amounts of blog post entries. (I think this is how that equation goes… someone correct me if I’m wrong).
Lastly, to all who spent lots of time thinking of content, my advice to you all is to find something interesting that nobody might have known about. Maybe you can say something exotic, but cool at the same time! It could be so good, commenters will flow in out of nowhere and it will be a unique post, making it a possible winning post!
Good luck, everyone!
To Chris:
Wow, this is great! Such a giveaway wouldn’t be done honestly by any other person, corporation, organization, or anything or anyone but you! I must say, you pwn a lot! :D
robert
December 4th, 2008
at 3:35pm
it would be cool to have a computer and not have to use my brothers all the time lol
LittleBigRedTruck
December 4th, 2008
at 4:03pm
I would really love to enter this but unfortunately I have 2 Essays due by December 14th and to lazy to write a 500 word article. I really do suck at writing but I am good spelling, some what. This is awesome though Chris!! I love how you give back to the community and thanking them for following you.
cheese wookie
December 4th, 2008
at 10:24pm
Hey EVERYBODY: visit my top ten at Top ten lamest types of people on the internet
Raj
December 5th, 2008
at 2:49am
Are you really gona judge these articles on your own , I mean ALONE!!!!!!
:)
Sushruta
December 5th, 2008
at 3:30am
i’ve entered but i can’t see my article posted.You didn’t like mine right ? Can we submit more than one ? This is not mentioned in the rules that how many entries will Chris allow per person.Thanks.
CharlB.
December 5th, 2008
at 5:29pm
I put mine in.
Patrick
December 5th, 2008
at 8:07pm
Sounds like an awesome contest. I am absolutely entering!
Adrian Manlapig
December 5th, 2008
at 11:18pm
I would get any laptop that would suite my specifications for myself and share some to my parents for their productivity needs. Upon taking my laptop with me, the desktop which I presently have now will be of no use to me anymore so I will transfer its ownership to my sister. A portion of the prize will be shared to “He Cares Foundation” so they, too, can further their goals of helping educate and feed street children for a more prosperous Philippines.
Sushruta
December 6th, 2008
at 1:26am
Why the heck my article/s aren’t getting published ? How i can participate if my artcle/s do not even show up ? Gimme atleast a chance to participate.Thanks.
Itachi Uchiha
December 6th, 2008
at 7:07am
Chris is such a dork and he is a vegetarian
The Celtic Elf
December 6th, 2008
at 10:37am
I love the idea behind the contest, but not sure about using the “entry with the most comments” as the criteria for selecting the winner. As Alex and Sn0vv mentioned, the number of comments could be inflated based on the number of friends the person has invited to help them win. I did send in my entry which has been posted and hopefully people will read it and comment on it.
Best of luck to all who enter !!
Mohammad Sakib Ahsan
December 6th, 2008
at 6:13pm
I already posted mine but do not see the link here. I think I got disqualified :(. Chris please confirm
warlock
December 6th, 2008
at 6:58pm
I entered and chris hassent even put it up.. im soo sad i tryed reallt hard on it and im only 15 so i can affort stuff like that.
I never win anything
:(
Alex Tsui
December 7th, 2008
at 10:18am
I’ve sent too many emails and my article still isn’t displayed. I’ve proofread it so many times, I fell asleep on the 20th check for mistakes and whatnot. I never plaigarised and k never will. H can verify it, I never copy other’s work.
… And I’d be a little upset to find my article “insipid”. I don’t think mine is a waste of time to read or post. I find mine pretty cool (and funny in a way.) I just want to be given a chance… And be able to give great gifts this holiday season.
SACO INVEST
December 7th, 2008
at 12:11pm
How to Turn Your PSP into a Wireless Digital Photo Frame from Chris Pirillo by coupons This is Firebucket’s submission for the HP Magic Giveaway. Feel free to leave comments for this article as you see fit - your feedback is certainly welcomed! If you’d like to submit your own how-to, what-is, or top-five list, you can send it to me. Views and opinions of this writer are not
TylerInZeeHowze
December 7th, 2008
at 3:04pm
Thanks for making all this available, Chris! Geeks! has really taken off. Love the site.
Amanda
December 7th, 2008
at 7:21pm
This is a great opportunity! I posted an article about switching to the iPhone.
http://chris.pirillo.com/2008/12/05/how-to-transition-to-an-iphone-with-ease/
Ashley
December 7th, 2008
at 7:55pm
Give him a break and be patient - if your article meets the guidelines then it’ll be up probably within 24 hours of submission.
Roguepuppet
December 8th, 2008
at 4:25am
@kyle @sage if you look at the original HP contest ( they have 50 sites doing different competitions like this one), what they are really hoping for is that the winner will “share the magic” the reason for more than one computer is that they want the winner to give some of them away to other people.. a local school, a nonprofit, a sibling, the kid down the street, the friend who is trying to start a business. Other sites are requiring a follow up story from the winner. not sure if this is an HP requirement or their own.
Chris can you clarify??
Roguepuppet
December 8th, 2008
at 4:27am
@snovv don’t be too sure that your topic would not be of interest to the readers. Geeks are notorious for having diverse interests and reading like fiends. I wrote an article on how to cook well and save money, and it is getting a few comments. Check it out: http://chris.pirillo.com/2008/12/06/how-to-save-money-and-still-eat-well/
What topic were you thinking about writing on?
Roguepuppet
December 8th, 2008
at 4:29am
Chris, the question has come up is “most comments” equal to most unique individuals commenting, or just total comments? If some of the readers want to get discussion going in the comments section ( respond back and forth) are they allowed to have their login show up down in the comments section more than once or will it disqualify all of their comments?
Chris
December 8th, 2008
at 8:45am
To answer a couple of questions:
1. Comments by an article author on their own article are deleted and do NOT count towards winning.
2. Duplicate comments from the same IP multiple times are deleted, and again do not count.
3. If your entry isn’t up yet, and you haven’t gotten an email from me… be patient! We’re doing them as fast as we can.
4. We cannot and will not “require” a winner to give us photos/videos/stories of what they do. We would greatly appreciate it, yes. But we cannot require it.
5. Comments again! All comments that are only one sentence, or say something only like “great post! I hope you win!” (things along those lines) are deleted. Those are considered to be an insipid comment. GOOD comments are those that show that the commenter actually read the blog post, and is somehow contributing to the discussion.
Sushruta
December 8th, 2008
at 12:03pm
I asked some of my friends in some communities to leave a comment on my article if they like it but some people said that i’m spamming.People don’t want to help others these days. :(
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December 8th, 2008
at 4:22pm
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The Celtic Elf
December 9th, 2008
at 5:29am
To Sushruta - it IS spamming if you leave comments on peoples walls that you don’t even know. I for one did NOT appreciate it.