Comments on: How to Fake Calling in Sick for Work Excuses

By: Alan the Houser

Alan the Houser — Thu, 28 May 2009 05:32:34 +0000

I have to tell you, I just dusted-off a series of comedy shorts I produced over at nnane dot com.

Episode 7 was titled “The Excuse Podcast”.

By: dddbeb

dddbeb — Mon, 20 Apr 2009 20:05:23 +0000

This doesn’t work in the UK, sadly.

By: MF

MF — Thu, 16 Apr 2009 21:24:56 +0000

We don’t have sick days here. In addition to 4 weeks of vacation with pay, we can also take special days off for most any purpose like a doctor visit, to care for a sick family member or most any emergency. we do not have to “validate” the reason for taking the day off, we just take it off and if we’re within the alloted number of days, we get paid.

By: Hugp

Hugp — Tue, 14 Apr 2009 20:37:16 +0000

How to take being sick. Well, just take a can of sardines to work and put the contents in a microwave safe dish and set
them in the microwave till they are super stinking up the place
in a major way, then flush them down the toilet. Then spread
the contents of a can of split pea and runny vegetable soup around the office to look like yoi’ve been throwing up.

Works like a charm.

For variety, add other stinky foods that when heated will give
off a horrible stenchy odor, like limburger cheese for
instance.

By: JoWazzoo

JoWazzoo — Tue, 14 Apr 2009 16:58:44 +0000

That would be real funnee since I am the boss. Me to Me.
“Sorry – sick today, touch of the flu.”
Me to Me:
“Yeah right – QQQQ”

By: Sushrutt Alekar

Sushrutt Alekar — Tue, 14 Apr 2009 11:48:59 +0000

I’ve seen many such things,but most of them were just funny.
But with this i can actually fool anybody,friends especially who keep me bugging ;-).Thisr is genuine and can be applicable anywhere…
Thanks Chris,You Rock!!!