How Shit Got Invented (I)

In the quiet town of Andover, Massachusetts, Myron “Wah Wah” Schuwawala started taking a multi-vitamin to round out his dietary needs in the spring of 1985. It wasn't long before he discovered a color that didn't exist in a box of 64 crayons. At first, the new hue of his urine didn't capture Myron's creativity. As he was evacuating his system weeks after introducing the nutritional suppliment to his body, his hand slipped and a very important document was inadvertently sprayed. It was at that very moment when the idea for the highlighter came about.

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