I officially declare this day: Happy Friday! It's your duty to be thrilled about something in your life, and then put those feelings into action. Pants optional. Me? I'm gonna carve a pumpkin, watch a holiday movie, and then take the pumpkin to bed with me – in no particular order. Oh, don't worry – I'll blow out the candle beforehand. There will be absolutely NO funny business going on over here, either. Unless the movie happens to be a comedy. Methinks I'm out of candles, too. I wonder if glow sticks would work just as well? That way, I won't have to worry about starting any unnecessary fires. Flamage in bed = bad.