Googlewhacking
What's better than stinkfish bowels? Gretchen's orange chicken. Well, it didn't start out that way. She made this nice glaze (substituting fructose for honey). Yeah, I replaced most of it with peanut butter, but it was tasty nonetheless. The television was tuned into CNN in the background. Some Shiite Dingleberry was going off on Internet addiction. Turns out the only cure is to do a little whacker shellacking. How is that done? I have no idea. If you don't know either, perhaps you should ask a deoxyribonucleic fruitbat. And if it doesn't know, then we're all in trouble. Time for dessert!
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4 Comments
Anonymous
January 25th, 2002
at 11:13pm
What would you do if you caught a “kleptomaniac ovulating”?
Anonymous
January 26th, 2002
at 5:31am
The only problem with “chris pirillo's parrot” is that it is three not two, and two not one.
Oh well, I guess we all cann't be number one…
Anonymous
January 26th, 2002
at 7:14am
p.s. but then again, there's always “chris pirillo's googlewhacking”
Anonymous
January 26th, 2002
at 7:43pm
Google has refreshed your page description since you wrote this. Now searching for thoes terms always brings you up.