Good One, Iowa
I'm watching the local UPN affiliate here in LA, and a few minutes ago they decide to run something on the Iowa State Fair. Only, instead of talking about the “Mark & Gary chop,” they highlight some stupid contest where people are (apparently) pushing porta-potties down the street. But wait, there's more! At the end of the race, someone smears Hershey's syrup all over the seat, and the person has to reach into the toilet to find an ear of corn. WTF?! Yo, Des Moines? Y'all gots problems.
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13 Comments
Matt Hartley
August 17th, 2004
at 11:28pm
I was going to ask if this made you homesick. However, after completely reading that post, this does seem a little more unlikely now. :o)
Anonymous
August 18th, 2004
at 5:03am
Just a note that I can no longer visit your site as long as you have Kerry's picture on it. He makes me sick!
Anonymous
August 18th, 2004
at 6:36am
Pirillo,
Don't you be dissing Iowa. We enjoy our porta-potty races and you should know that Hershy syrup has overcome the best of us. Don't deny it – You've got frisky with the chocalate.
Stuck in Iowa
Joe
mgrace74
August 18th, 2004
at 7:36am
It made sportcenters Top 10 plays of the day, as well as the beard growing contest, in which the winner was quoted as saying something like “You can't just let this thing swing around, You gotta tie it up and tuck it under your shirt. Or else you might get it caught in the car door”.
Hey, at least he didn't say outhouse door….
Anonymous
August 18th, 2004
at 8:39am
hehe
Anonymous
August 18th, 2004
at 8:45am
Another attempt for farmboy to shake his Iowa roots….oh and generate hits.
Anonymous
August 18th, 2004
at 8:45am
Another attempt for farmboy to shake his Iowa roots….oh and generate hits.
Tybarv24
August 18th, 2004
at 11:29am
At least it wasn't the rubber chicken throwing. That would be a sight to see.
Anonymous
August 19th, 2004
at 5:12am
It was not so long ago, you would broadcast from the very same state fair …. THOSE were the good old days!
Anonymous
August 19th, 2004
at 6:14am
Crazy. First he gets together with a liberal girlfriend, then he sticks Kerry banners on his site and now he disses his home city.
Anonymous
August 19th, 2004
at 7:03am
I saw that here in Minneapolis yesterday. Today they were featuring on the news the cow-chip tossing contest. Makes Iowa seem to have some sort of a “crap” fetish. :-)
Anonymous
August 19th, 2004
at 9:28am
It was a funny event. They were racing for charity. Each participating team had a custom build race outhouse and everyone had a fun time.
Lighten up Francis. It is sad to see how ashamed you have become about your past. I think I'll scrap visiting your site now.
Jim Carroll
October 6th, 2007
at 7:04pm
Iowa = Baja Minnesota.