I'm sorry for not prefacing that entry, folks. Sprocket saw Gretchen and myself blogging and he wanted to give it a shot. I have no idea what he said, either – so don't ask. I don't think he'll be getting his own blog anytime soon. Right now, he's on the couch licking his butt. Lovely visual, eh? Yeah, well… be thankful you don't have to see it. Oh [bleep]. He [bleep]ing drooled on the keyboard. Damnit.