Gretchen's not going to get mad because my towel is on the bed, just to let you know. She's finished prepping dinner – it's in the crotch pot. She's in the shower and it seems as though… yes, I've just received reports that indeed, droplets of water are falling from the shower head at this very moment. Oh, the humanity! My twenty? On the couch with Zero and Sprocket. They'll stay here while the wife and I head down the street. She'll drop me off at Best Buy while she putters around Costco. I'm looking for a new (USB) game controller, and I'll probably end up with a Microsoft SideWinder. And it's not because my head is shoved so far up their ass – it's because their stuff has always felt the best in my hands. And, I'm pretty much guaranteed OS compatibility to boot. I've got a Microsoft Intellimouse Explorer (3.0) and a Microsoft Internet keyboard, too. They work, and they work well. I even have an IME3 on my iMac (in lieu of its no-buttoned pointing device). This is my “off” weekend, which would explain today's various posts. Now, I'm off to enjoy another game of Collapse.