Get This Thing Off My Face

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Did you see me in a suit earlier this evening? No you didn't. You don't have any proof that I was wearing a tie. And even if you THINK you caught me wearing a tie, it wasn't really a real tie. It was a zipper tie. So, that doesn't count. And the jacket? Body paint. Amazing what you can find on eBay nowadays. I will disavow any… ouch. My cheek pimple has been on my face for far too long. It has a separate personality, so it deserves its own name. Bud? Frank? Stewie? Oxymoron? I'm taking it in Stridex. Easy as a Sea Breeze.