Do you follow me on Instagram? Do you want an iPad mini? If you’ve answered yes to the latter and no to the former, then all you have to do for a chance at the iPad mini that I’ll be giving away on Christmas Day is follow me on Instagram and pay attention!
“But Chris,” I can hear some of you saying, “it’s the holidays and I’m saving up so that I can give gifts to my friends and family! I’m so broke that I can’t even pay attention!”
Well now we know where the term “attention deficit” originated. Now that I think about it, is there such a thing as an attention surplus? I’ll bet Santa Claus and other famous philanthropists of the world probably have some form of that condition. But is it a blessing or a curse?
Ah, never mind all that philosophy bunk. Follow me on Instagram! Do it! :)