Oh. My. God. Cheyenne just tried her hand at face painting, taking the guacamole and smearing it all over her cheeks. I think she thinks its funny – and it is. What's even funnier is that Maryam's brother is actually here trying to watch the game. Ha! Like we're gonna allow THAT to happen. My can of soda water has mysteriously disappeared, and in its place is a glass of some funky-tasting grape juice. It's kinda making me feel warm inside… although, that could be Robert's brother (who I've caught sticking his hands down my pants more than twice in the past five minutes). I swear. Post one half-naked picture of yourself on the Internet, and people just lose control of themselves.