For some reason, MT isn't allowing me to update my last post, so if you've got a mirror for my video, please add it via comment for “Mr. American Pie.” (which, if you're too lazy to figure out, is the post that is sitting just below this one). If you post your mirrored URL in the comments stream for THIS post (Freaky Friday), you will be dubbed a retard for the rest of your life – and everyone will have my permission to make fun of you with reckless abandon.

I normally wouldn't post something while I was prepping for a show, but this morning has been quite eventful. I woke up to the sound of Gretchen screaming: someone broke into our car, which was sitting directly in front of our home. They made off with random CDs, a Belkin inverter, a CB radio kit, and loose change. Bastard. I had to take a taxi to work. Gretchen's spending all day (in theory) at a shoot! She got called last night by her agency to be on some Japanese television show (its name eludes me). The premise is something along the lines of reinacting famous scenes. She's going to be part of the Versace murder, I think. Killer!