This is why you should not live without broadband or cable television for too long. The smallest things will keep you entertained for hours. It's scary. For what it's worth, the insect is still buzzing around the loft. We've decided to name him Giuseppe, even though he looks more French than he does Italian. Did you know that I'm a hybrid? It's true. My mother was Welsh and my father was Hungarian. Does that make me Wel Hung? I'll leave it to your imagination.